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So Leslie dragged you
Tom, this is a publicly funded couples dance.
Doesn't mean I love Mussolini.
No, your best is still ahead of you.
Ann would never do anything to piss you off, Leslie.
- Tom and Ann are on a date. - I know.
Happy Valentine's Day.
when we march in there and confront him--
"Man seeking man for a night of casual fun."
It's wonderful, and it should be a national holiday.
But which one? Ooh, I don't know.
Love you.
- in here. - No.
Effervescent, he needs to be effervescent.
Oh! My dentist... Is 80, and he's gay,
For Leslie, that means whipped cream, or...
that you care about, so... Congrats!
And I love riddles
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Leslie.
and smart and kind.
Dear Congress, it's Leslie again.
"whence you peruse a book with your thumbs.
He's 33 years old, still lives with his parents,
Hey, Chris, what do you think about changing the music?
the only guy that's made you smile tonight?
I think I can crack the code.
Then we go back to my place and snuggle up...
is my ex-wife, from the library.
that he's not gonna be able to figure it out.
Thanks, guys. I hope I didn't screw up your Valentine's Day too much.
Can I be honest, though? I'm a little freaked out.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Ann is not some weird, morose mummy.
And I brought a bachelor.
Ann Perkins is currently attending
That would take all the fun out of it.
"Eating the Reverend," "It's Raining Blood,"
I know, I know. No parties, you hate parties.
What? Did you say something?