Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She's waiting for me somewhere in Pawnee,
I put an ad on Craigslist:
gonna get each other presents 'cause we were too busy
Because she doesn't want me to know.
- She has a date. - You don't know that.
You know, I'm mostly fine being single.
mini curling iron that I gave her.
trying to find me a date.
Correct.
Oh...
she and I have been together, and hope we luck out
She said you'd be here by noon.
for a man-piece. We in business?
Quick question about Ann--
Okay, time for gifts.
I'm sure that Millicent couldn't keep up with you
and the combination is a five-letter code
Oh, come on, Leslie, gimme a break.
It's really hard to say congrats without sounding sarcastic.
I-- uh-- oh, my God.
Try 308.
Okay, so we've got all the ones
How lucky that that happened to you
April, you're the old married broad here.
and I'm working the late shift of the snow globe museum,
- on Starz HD. - Wow, that's specific.
Oh, my God, did that happen to you?
Seriously, I Really hope you guys are very happy! Damnit...
- Hey. - Hey, you're here.
Okay, so the clue is inside,
- How are you? - Well...
The scavenger hunt?
You're, like, the second smartest guy I know.
You don't think that Millicent was my soul mate?
tell me where it is and I can get out of here?