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For the darryl dawkins dance,
Stop-motion animation. You know what's good about that?
I heard "married," and I came running.
Well, when you're that delicious,
Ladies.
I may have said something along the lines of "old people die,"
Now, if you were an old man, different story.
Well, he's... (mumbling)
Looks like a moron to me.
Lainey!
I'm gonna be on a wheaties box with pete rose.
Good luck mining steel for your robot overlords.
You can't fire me! I brought you onto this project!
Yeah, forget it. I hate that stupid dance.
And be sucked into endless hours of their favorite shows.
You know, it kind of sounds like
Okay, look.
Lainey, wait!
To meet that soul mate you had picked out for him.
Please do. Forbidden love is the best kind of love.
(dance music playing)
Mom didn't just randomly set you up on a date.
Both: Ew! You! Me.
Ew.
Not because I'm old.
For how long? We're thinking five, six months.
Just looking for my scrunchie. Guess it's not down there.
'sup, hot lips?
Come here.
I want to put up with it.
Really? Yeah.
And outlaw your precious baseball.