Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now I don't have to spend time cooking with you all day.

What's wrong with my guy?

Why don't you go outside and run and jump like a regular kid?

Let's go. We got a family to feed.

I didn't realize that.

The man who claims to have invented the rectangle.

That's the one thing you've been doing right.

That you're gonna let me borrow $4,000

Are you insane?

We'll be elbow deep in a 20-pound butterball.

No can do. Gives me finger cramps.

(beeper beeps) ooh. I got one.

I'm batting? I thought I was pitching.

Because you're terrible.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

And you learn valuable lessons, even though they're dumb.

(both laughing)

It's a thanksgiving miracle.

No. Come on. Feel it.

Well, not today. Help me over to that office chair

Okay. Are you jealous of anything else?

What brings you down to your basement on thanksgiving?

But what about your football match?

And astound him with my total lack of knowledge.

That's a deal that can't be broken.

But thanksgiving meant the arrival of someone who did.

Well, it's your loss,

Adult adam: For every family,

Play video games, hang out with your dumbass brother.