Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I love the power glove.

Consider it an early birthday present, okay?

Thanksgiving is a day filled with tradition.

Smash everything she loved,

Oh, it's all cold and rubbery!

First one around the block wins.

You know, like froggerman or donkey kid.

My mom was about to turn up the heat in jazzercise class.

Adult adam: While my dad was trying to keep his cool with his brother,

To invest in a garbage barge?

Look at me. I'm jazzercising.

Uh, I think he's just laughing

You keep one foot on the ground!

I got fired. It was totally unfounded.

'cause I could have been the champion and won it all...

Oh, my little turkey. (chuckles)

Please stop. If I win,

And whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Stop mashing the buttons with your giant sausage fingers.

Where's your garbage bag full of laundry for my wife to do?

I get it. The kids would much rather see their friends,

I need to be knocked motionless by meat and gravy.

It's just north of my vajingo.

I told him not to go easy on us.

The beeper bayou in trenton?

(door closes) oh, hey.

(chuckles) don't even try, all right?

Or a late one, depending on when your birthday is.

In the world's biggest video-game competition.

Uncle marvin had something my dad didn't have... Me.

Stop! Stop power walking into my body!

¶ I can make it, I know I can

I'm gonna ride that wave right into retirement.

And that was only because...

¶ I can see the new horizon underneath the blazing sky ¶

It was magical, and it was mine.

You sell beepers now? No way.

That movie was so awesome!

Exactly where the running one is going.

(beeper beeps) oh! And another.

(singsong voice) who's ready for some jazzercise?

Then let me be your groin.

I get to avoid this craziness altogether

Looking good, dude.