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[snarling]
[winding]
♪ Your prisoner disguise ♪
This moment would not be happening if we were not both here discussing it
-Ha! Cool. -Right.
...of some fucking new spiritual term called Megazord.
is that it's the nodes that are important, right?
[playing rhythmic music]
[shrieking]
[indistinct pop music playing]
Yeah. When my teacher started teaching me,
[gasps]
And...
Well, you know, I guess everything's kind of a burden...
-[screams] -[rats chattering]
my marriage, my thick dog, my empty bank account,
Fuck. Someone puked on you.
A "bird"-en.
[snickers]
Step the fuck away from the computer.
[deep vocalizing]
[grunting]
Yeah. That's it!
You cannot die in a soul prison. You...
Merging with simulator in three...
I can fix this.
The feeling that you try to get away from all damn day long.
If you haven't really explored just how much you've been using hope
-The relinquishing of the self. -[grunts]
Any spiritual practice that's, like, trying to get to something.
with a track by Brian Zapp and the Beefettes.
Let's see how my rose is doing.
-[Clancy] Whoa! -[roaring]
This guy's gotta keep dying like this?