Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How could a ploy this cynical and shameless fail?
We'll let the, uh, sad news cover that.
Uh‐oh. My kids!
I'm never going to listen to you,
Let's be clear, young lady.
by changing its name during Pride Month to "Burger Queer,"
do I have to be this high up?
- Don't give up. - Seriously,
I feel like someone who knew a stock was about to crash,
You could eat as many as you want
of James Lewis Kraft's confectionary cheese on top
Aah! Ew, ah, ah!
We're here to cover
Excellent.
Round up some more donkeys.
"yes ve‐gan,"
Rubber bullets, if necessary.
We've never been a thousand dollars ahead.
- For once, I say damn the shareholders. - Mm...
This burger might just save the world.
Like that guy who landed the plane safely.
- Crotch. - Excellent.
Faux Foie Gras,
The Burger Wars.
The Earth is on his side.
Excellent.