Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's being emotionally vulnerable, that's hilarious.
Dude, punk isn't just some cheap look.
He looks like Billy Idol's suburban nephew.
With those glasses and that doofy, deer-caught-in-the-headlights look.
(GROANING)
- You look like a pirate, dude. - Your girl won't say it, but we will.
You will always be my amazing, handsome leading man.
He's got more of a Jim Jarmusch vibe,
They get their pastrami from the same deli guy.
is to say that thing you want me to say,
and he was a man on a mission.
We traded Matchbox cars in third grade. That's not nothing.
- but I'm very confused. - So am I.
No, you look at me, right in my lazy eye.
I'll make you some note cards.
You know, sometimes you get so caught up
No, I want you to teach me how to talk and dress.
about Erica Dorothy Goldberg,
"in front of the other two Coreys."
to play the spazzy schlemiel in the nerdy bunkhouse.
- Man? Boy? I'll let you decide. - Hello, Adam.
and make me the lead of Lost Boys 2.
She said I'm a Swayze?
- He's touching his eyes. - Why are you doing that?
Because of you, I got serenaded in front of the whole school.
I always thought of myself as the nudgy comic relief,
- Nope. - It's kind of hard to look at, bro.
ADULT ADAM: So, I took inspiration from every leading man I worshipped.
Schmoop de jour.
I'm from Russia. Blue jeans.
ADULT ADAM: And the results were epic.
ADULT ADAM: Sometimes we hide our feelings
Now I know everything there is to know