Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

then I will say it.

- What do you mean? - There's not a dork, dweeb,

and now I'm broke, thanks to you!

You've lost that lovin' feeling

What, you think I'm gonna tell Geoff Schwartz

- What was that? - (WHISPERING) Sad. Sad.

Rumor has it you're the headshot king of Philadelphia.

No, he's right. These photos are fricking incredible.

look like a chiseled, rugged man-star.

but if an objective third party

- auditioning for a Meatballs sequel? - Okay, let me be clear.

ADAM: Where's Bill Murray,

Obviously. That's why she locked me down.

she was secretly in love with me, but could never admit it.

Fine! Will you... (WHISPERING) Teach me?

I am realizing that he is totally hot.

Being a Corey is a way of life.

There she is. The girl I know everything about.

I think people are afraid of me.

Doesn't my son look like a movie star,

I've seen her scoop a kid up in the frozen-food aisle

once Haim and Feldman make me the third Corey.

He looks like that twerpy guy, Rick Moranis.

Oh, he just said "argh." That's a thing a pirate says.

You are a Cruise or a Swayze, not a geek or a goober.

- Me, too. - To your heart

- So, you'll sign him? - Absolutely.

ADULT ADAM: As my dad was screwing up love, my mom was nailing down