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Can you live with this?
Pretty bad. Could've been great. Could've been very great,
But let's face the facts, Demamp. You're toadstool all day.
- sounds just like "erection". - It does.
You know, I've had a subscription to Fangoria magazine for quite a while now,
Psych. Not funny to me.
All we want is an entire day where you thank us with go-karts
Of course we would. Now focus!
- What? Oh. - Yep, that's him.
- Right? - It's so funny because, like,
It's... there's a... there's a...
- Massages all around. - Yeah.
- You're gonna love it. Mwah! - Are you crazy?
Yeah, that's me.
Oh, that's... that's terrible. All right, look.
Okay, yeah, I was fooled. Freakin' chicks, right?
- Guy? What guy? - The guy who phoned.
- Cool! - Employee apprec...
Whoa!
Come on.
- All right, I will too. - And so will I. Hey, guys,
- You let me in! - Stop kicking my car!
She got the massage chair.
employee appreciate us every once in a while.
- Hold up, man. - Yeah, yeah.
Hey, 911, yeah, there's a... I have an emergency.
Oh, I was hit by a car, and it just drove away.
- Parker. - She did not.
The chair is mine, Ders! I need you to bottle your rage like you always do.
Sarah Jessica Parker.
I didn't like that one.
you can't just take a pill and make your chin bigger.
and her two daughters, but that expires next year.
While you're looking at the water. Real nice setup. Trust me.
- Well, I can hook that up too. - Cool.
Except for my seventh grade teacher
- Yoshi coming through! - You're not Yoshi, dude.
Except for having the worst lunch of our entire freaking existences.
Well, I'd appreciate if you'd get back on the phones.
At the end of the night, instead of throwing away
- That's what I meant. - "Erect chin pills."
I don't know, that delivery guy was supposed to be here
'cause, like, right before I die, I'm gonna just join all the religions, right?
Yeah, I don't care how long you've been a veterinarian.
Well, I'd eat dog food if you'd let me ride one of these things.
In fact, I dropped it in a toilet recently, so I no longer have that.
and instead, you're a real frickin' prick about it.