Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And isn't that what college is about?

I'd like to bestow upon you our highest honor...

Oh, I've entertained satisfied visitors

Last order of business...

There's only one thing I ask of you.

They're doing a musical production of "New Jack City."

What say we spray them with something a little more fun?

I'm sorry. You're right.

Tell him it's rough, but the bones are there.

Oh, no... I will not jeopardize

It was with me the first time I kissed a girl,

when they see their friends popping like blisters.

Got to clear 'em out before it turns into a P.R. nightmare.

you can buy all the towels in the world!

kept my perfect rating, and made enough money

I got this. I got this.

and cover it in fish oil.

tighten our belts around here.

Consider that party busted.

Just mow it all! Mow everything!

What have you done?! My jambox!

It's between every page of my books!

I'll be cruisin' around campus,

You kids about to play ultimate frisbee on the quad?

I have no idea.

Whoa! That was pretty sick.

We got zip cuffs, pepper spray,

Have you guys not seen this movie?

I found you on Tripplanner.

from that girl in Loeb who hates parties.

Okay, it's just some kids from the party.

Sold it on eBay

I had to talk her through it.

Everyone got their riot gear on?

One more level to go.

I'm looking for one volunteer to enjoy a one-month vacation.

Everything is on its way. Enjoy your evening.

That sounds reasonable.