Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but for me, it's like going back to college.

I mean, the kids are great.

Tonight, I'm in the mood for a Charles Dickens novel...

You mean that 4-foot-tall professor

It says "Property of Theater Department."

And some lavender-scented hand towels?

Without pay. Ooh! Ooh!

Right. Right, right, right, right, right, right.

Hey! Officer Stan!

But only if you all promise

I don't know. It's confusing.

Great. That way, they'll know we come in peace.

I don't care how you do it! Just get it done!

Well, it's really more of a vacation for me.

to stop this from getting ugly.

Oh, you weren't kidding!

Gather 'round uncle Stan for a quick powwow.

Yep, this is me right here... Loeb Hall.

That's the guy who sprayed everyone!

Soak them in lavender oil.

Oh, I think you'll find that I'm almost always underwhelmed.

to help me keep my five-circle rating.

Uh, sir, there's people gathering in the quad.

2 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 41 = 4920

Oh, and another good thing...

You're not here to make friends with the students.

It's where the batteries are supposed to be

What... are you afraid of the theater department?

I said we got a call.

But it's very important to me!

HE’S HAVING A SEIZURE QUICK! PUT A WALLET IN HIS MOUTH

This man is no longer affiliated with the university.

Finally... I can sleep!