Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I feel like I'm watching "Paul Blart,"
They've got a green light to use force,
I know. This was supposed to be a super-chill gig.
Hey, dudes and dudettes,
If anyone sees it,
Eager to jump in. I like it.
Remember, Smith, he's not your friend.
Again, well done, all of you.
Hmm.
from all over the world...
My potassium levels are everything to me!
Students, listen to me! Your safety is at stake!
Let's do this, Stan!
and pump 'em full of air!
It's smushed into the outlets!
but the guy you're angry at... he's gone.
Let's hear him out! Some of us got here late!
with all these damn kids.
The total money is a lot less, but I'm paid...
The same way everyone in college breaks their ankle...
You want to... play?
What did I do?
That is hilarious, sir.
Could you have the kitchen send up
Gimme that!
We got one at H.Q.
And lastly, the school's orangutan mascot's
I'm Greg Corbin here at Groff Community College,
Get him.
and show everybody that we stand together on this.
Bring me up!
Now you're lookin' like warriors!
to save our coconut wa-a-a-a-it a second.
It looks like my pillow is in my pillowcase,
you've been dying to do?
More like eager to jump into a fat burrito... mouth-first.
He's having a seizure!
So are you!
No, that wasn't my point at all.
Sorry I'm late. Meghan just broke up with Duncan.