Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, snap! Somebody's pissed!

Man, you guys are lucky to be alive.

I only read the first 30 pages and the last page.

What about my dreams? -Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey.

-It's fine. Really. -No.

-Terrible. Terrible. Ah. -How pedestrian.

Fantastic. I... I'm going to change.

Oh, God! Why do these guys wanna kill us so badly?

Nice. But I already promised my friends.

The most excellent roommates.

-What? -She's awful!

over the next several decades. Also, on my tab,

Okay. I like that. I am completely with you.

Well, it's an interesting choice.

Go back to bed, hotness. I'll be there soon.

and pop that coochie.

And there it is. Yeah, we maybe from New Jersey,

I'm glad you're happy.

I have a gun! And that means... -Two suitcases?

-Who cares? It's not a big deal! -Oh, my God! Come on!

And I wanna take my top off,

-You done? -Mmm-hmm.

Neither of those two words is dirty,

Now we're really gonna make it happen.

It's heartbreak warfare

-Yeah, guys. Seriously, this is... -This is a mistake.

I bet you do all kinds of right.

that we are supposed to meet our friends, who are a gay couple.

Guys, you know what would be even sexier than that?

Whippet, like the dog?

Who does that? -Wait, how did you find us, anyway?

Thank you. You're very kind.

Wait, how do you know this guy, again?

from The Peppermint Hippo, where she works.

-Really? -Yeah.

Claire, just show them where the flash drive is.

He just sort of went on auto-pilot.

-Wait! Stop! I can explain. -Oh, yeah?

Is she serious?

Okay? So if you're somehow blinking on his radar,

Oh, God. Oh, God.

All right. So you must be Thomas Felton.

Walk among the birds.

Yeah, yeah, there we go.

That did not go down at all as I had expected.

What in the world are they doing?

You locked that one, too.

to be asking us who we are?

I put the flash drive someplace no one is ever going to find it.

There we go. Mr. Felton's phone is currently residing at 135 Avenue D.

I have got this!

-Yeah. I read all of them. -Why?

Well, the Tripplehorns got to him at The Peppermint Hippo.

It's not ringing any bells.

-to the nearest hospital. -What's wrong with my penis?

Hello, my peeps.

It's amazing you have recall like that, honey.

Can't wait. I don't know how you agree to still do those book clubs, buddy.

-Katy? Hi, it's Phil. -Hi.

We were in here earlier, having dinner with our friend Sam-I-Am.

All right, all right, all right! Okay, I'm sorry.

that this is our second breaking and entering of the evening.

I'd do it again, you know.

Okay. Let me... Okay, let me break it down for you, all righty?

It's because every day, I get up, make breakfast, go to work,

-You're still doing that, huh? -Yes.

You have no idea what it is like

You're right, Claire. I would stay away from the cops.

Use the number to locate the signal.

No. No, it's okay! When he says vagina, he means your face.

I'm going to take you to that new seafood place that you read about.

Which Taste and Whippit steal

Love keeps lifting me

You don't wanna be doing this. I'll put you in a box.

Oh, my God. Me, too. Me, too.

-We got you, though. -Say your prayers.

to just come home and jump on you and give you a free lap dance.

I say we sit back, relax,

If I were you, I wouldn't say another word, you thieving bitch.

Come on! We got this. Come on. -Okay.

This is the place.

I've had an interesting night myself.

Not great. We couldn't get a table,

Okay, you know what? No. It's...

We checking this out?

Okay, you know I'm not so good with complicated plots,

You two, come over here.

You just took our reservation? Who does that?!

-It has something to do with Crenshaw? -It has...

Yeah, sure. Why not? Come on in.

Oh, God. Oh, my God, Phil.

Counting them down, works every time.

Hey! Yay! That's right. Date night.

They're not home. They're not home.

You two make sex with us?

And you need to walk among the birds.

-What pictures? -Nothing.

That I would understand. That makes sense to me.

Looks like we haven't seen the last of Mr. and Mrs. Foster.

-Let's use a rain check. -Okay.

Come on. Come on!

Having sex in the same position twice a week.

Look at me! -They're all shooting everybody!

-Stop packing. Nobody is going anywhere. -Phil! Do something with the gun.

-Hello? Hello? Anything? -Oh, my God.

So get on up there.

-Thank you. -Mank you!

So we followed them into the alley, and suddenly they just grab all of our stuff.

Claw. That place in TriBeCa with the $50 soup? How'd that work out for you?

-What are you doing, Phil? -Trust me. It's fine.

This Is claw, you're welcome

-Good, good, good. Why? -It's for your penis.

I just wanted to take my wife to dinner tonight.

I am sorry if I am a little tired after working all night