Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whippet, like the dog?

Not great. We couldn't get a table,

Oh, God. Oh, my God, Phil.

Nice. But I already promised my friends.

You two, come over here.

-Terrible. Terrible. Ah. -How pedestrian.

I just wanted to take my wife to dinner tonight.

It's amazing you have recall like that, honey.

I bet you do all kinds of right.

Okay. I like that. I am completely with you.

That I would understand. That makes sense to me.

You're right, Claire. I would stay away from the cops.

I put the flash drive someplace no one is ever going to find it.

Claire, just show them where the flash drive is.

-Let's use a rain check. -Okay.

Yeah, sure. Why not? Come on in.

Fantastic. I... I'm going to change.

The most excellent roommates.

Love keeps lifting me

-Really? -Yeah.

-We got you, though. -Say your prayers.

-Who cares? It's not a big deal! -Oh, my God! Come on!

That did not go down at all as I had expected.

All right. So you must be Thomas Felton.

-Katy? Hi, it's Phil. -Hi.

-It's fine. Really. -No.

I say we sit back, relax,

-Hello? Hello? Anything? -Oh, my God.

that this is our second breaking and entering of the evening.

-What are you doing, Phil? -Trust me. It's fine.

All right, all right, all right! Okay, I'm sorry.

Hey! Yay! That's right. Date night.

I am sorry if I am a little tired after working all night

I've had an interesting night myself.

from The Peppermint Hippo, where she works.

It's not ringing any bells.

-You done? -Mmm-hmm.

So we followed them into the alley, and suddenly they just grab all of our stuff.

-You're still doing that, huh? -Yes.

It's because every day, I get up, make breakfast, go to work,

He just sort of went on auto-pilot.

Looks like we haven't seen the last of Mr. and Mrs. Foster.

Hello, my peeps.

I have a gun! And that means... -Two suitcases?

And there it is. Yeah, we maybe from New Jersey,

-What? -She's awful!

-Stop packing. Nobody is going anywhere. -Phil! Do something with the gun.

Well, the Tripplehorns got to him at The Peppermint Hippo.

-What pictures? -Nothing.

Oh, snap! Somebody's pissed!

Thank you. You're very kind.

What about my dreams? -Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey.

Okay, you know what? No. It's...

Man, you guys are lucky to be alive.

-Thank you. -Mank you!

What in the world are they doing?

Okay? So if you're somehow blinking on his radar,

-Yeah, guys. Seriously, this is... -This is a mistake.

Okay, you know I'm not so good with complicated plots,

Look at me! -They're all shooting everybody!

Oh, God. Oh, God.

This Is claw, you're welcome

It's heartbreak warfare

Use the number to locate the signal.

You don't wanna be doing this. I'll put you in a box.

Now we're really gonna make it happen.

Counting them down, works every time.

So get on up there.

Yeah, yeah, there we go.

I have got this!

to just come home and jump on you and give you a free lap dance.

I'm going to take you to that new seafood place that you read about.

Claw. That place in TriBeCa with the $50 soup? How'd that work out for you?

You locked that one, too.

Neither of those two words is dirty,

There we go. Mr. Felton's phone is currently residing at 135 Avenue D.

Come on! We got this. Come on. -Okay.

Oh, my God. Me, too. Me, too.

Who does that? -Wait, how did you find us, anyway?

I'd do it again, you know.

Guys, you know what would be even sexier than that?

I'm glad you're happy.

This is the place.

Go back to bed, hotness. I'll be there soon.

You have no idea what it is like

If I were you, I wouldn't say another word, you thieving bitch.

They're not home. They're not home.

to be asking us who we are?

And you need to walk among the birds.

Is she serious?

I only read the first 30 pages and the last page.

No. No, it's okay! When he says vagina, he means your face.

and pop that coochie.

Wait, how do you know this guy, again?

We checking this out?

You two make sex with us?

-Yeah. I read all of them. -Why?

-Wait! Stop! I can explain. -Oh, yeah?

And I wanna take my top off,

-Good, good, good. Why? -It's for your penis.

-to the nearest hospital. -What's wrong with my penis?

-It has something to do with Crenshaw? -It has...

Which Taste and Whippit steal

Come on. Come on!

You just took our reservation? Who does that?!

Can't wait. I don't know how you agree to still do those book clubs, buddy.

that we are supposed to meet our friends, who are a gay couple.

Walk among the birds.

Oh, God! Why do these guys wanna kill us so badly?

over the next several decades. Also, on my tab,

Having sex in the same position twice a week.

Okay. Let me... Okay, let me break it down for you, all righty?

We were in here earlier, having dinner with our friend Sam-I-Am.

Well, it's an interesting choice.