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-and put our bodies in trash bags. -No. It's gonna be all right. Just breathe.
Why do you need muscles on your shoulders like that?
I met her in Tel Aviv doing some consulting for the Mossad.
If that thing had John Madden's voice, you would listen to it.
Shit my pants, we forgot our gay couple dinner.
Yes, it was in the trunk of your Audi,
Is starting a Roth IRA.
Can we get out this way? -Yeah, I think so. Whoa, whoa!
I'm... I'm strangling in the noose of sameness.
I'd like to check the table for the phone, if you don't mind.
-That is gonna be a problem for me. -What?
And my song...
-Whoo! -It is getting dank and musky.
Hi, we were... Hello? Up here.
Quitting time?
could be headed over here right now.
If I just had a bobby pin or a...
-Oh, boy. -Who, might I ask, are you,
If I knew anything about Will.i.am, I'd be really psyched right now.
Down through my garage, okay? There's a service elevator by the office.
We need a place to hole up and hide, and we don't have any money
-My penis is fine! -...with a numbing cream.
So, please, Holbrooke, will you let us come in?
Okay, okay, okay!
take them to soccer, bring them back from soccer,
That is a... That's an I'm stupid move.
Yeah, let's pull over. This is a great time to...
You can't do that, Phil. This is Holbrooke's car.
Go, go, go, go!
""Don't go out the front door. Go out the back door.""
-Yeah, let's have a pity party for you. -I am the guy
I am going to keep you guessing.
An even better idea..... starting a Roth IRA
-And who are you? -I am her pimp daddy.
Okay, yeah. Back here. What's the story?
but if you just let me do something for you,
And then the two perps you let go walked into the bar.
Yes. Okay. He is a successful financier,
Like I want to spend the rest of my life selling stolen wheelchairs!
-Oh! -Oh, what?
I think we both know that's not gonna happen, Mr. Tripplehorn,
-Hey. What? -Coffee or dessert?
How do we use it to find their address?
-Okay. -Okay.
You just took our reservation? Who does that?!
I'm sorry. You're gonna have to forgive me.
Hey. How are you? I'm fine.
The Fosters, I love them.
Bobby De Niro. Heat. Classic!
-Enjoy your meal. -Thank you.
Th is is the NYPD.
I got to go back in the subway for a refresher.
Oh, that's gross. Why does he need that?
Come on, man. Come on. Come on, baby!
Come on. Always with the over-packing. What's the deal?
It's very sexy.
Honey, please just do what the nice British woman says.
-Baby? We out! Yeah.
and eventually she tells me, and I'm quoting here,
-Then start talking, whore! -What the hell are you doing here?
-Keep it uptown? Do the fast version? -No, it's okay.
-Hey. -Hey. Just gonna catch the sports.
This is End ofDays kind of stuff.
Honey, it's fine. Seriously.
This is a bad plan, Phil! This is a bad plan!
Okay. Okay! What do you want?
We're just excellent roommates.
-Give it to me. Give it. Give it. -It was a gift. Don't break it.
Where is it?
Because those potato skins made me kind of gassy.
At Claw.
Sure. No. Listen, honey, if you're too tired...
I have a potato on my fork.
Enjoy your noodles.
-So good. -So good.
And this is definitely the right place for you.
-You mean Will.i.am? -Okay.
We in it now. We in it now.
US...US!!
The girl at the front said you were the Tripplehorns.
....precinct, Callahan speaking.
Oh, God! God! God!
Okay.
Hey... Okay.
-It's not... -And I feel plenty vibrant.
The bald and the crazy gay couple date...
Mr. Foster, the tax laWyer from New Jersey, is now armed?
Isn't it date night?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Is it a man or a woman?
come home, clean the house, pick up the kids,
that you won't mind getting wet.