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If I just had a bobby pin or a...
If that thing had John Madden's voice, you would listen to it.
Honey, it's fine. Seriously.
So, please, Holbrooke, will you let us come in?
-So good. -So good.
We in it now. We in it now.
Bobby De Niro. Heat. Classic!
Shit my pants, we forgot our gay couple dinner.
I got to go back in the subway for a refresher.
I am going to keep you guessing.
The girl at the front said you were the Tripplehorns.
And my song...
Oh, that's gross. Why does he need that?
that you won't mind getting wet.
Yes, it was in the trunk of your Audi,
Why do you need muscles on your shoulders like that?
If I knew anything about Will.i.am, I'd be really psyched right now.
You just took our reservation? Who does that?!
I met her in Tel Aviv doing some consulting for the Mossad.
I'd like to check the table for the phone, if you don't mind.
Down through my garage, okay? There's a service elevator by the office.
Quitting time?
and eventually she tells me, and I'm quoting here,
Come on. Always with the over-packing. What's the deal?
US...US!!
Th is is the NYPD.
We need a place to hole up and hide, and we don't have any money
Because those potato skins made me kind of gassy.
-That is gonna be a problem for me. -What?
take them to soccer, bring them back from soccer,
And this is definitely the right place for you.
Enjoy your noodles.
How do we use it to find their address?
-Then start talking, whore! -What the hell are you doing here?
come home, clean the house, pick up the kids,
Mr. Foster, the tax laWyer from New Jersey, is now armed?
-Hey. What? -Coffee or dessert?
This is a bad plan, Phil! This is a bad plan!
-and put our bodies in trash bags. -No. It's gonna be all right. Just breathe.
-It's not... -And I feel plenty vibrant.
The Fosters, I love them.
This is End ofDays kind of stuff.
Yes. Okay. He is a successful financier,
Come on, man. Come on. Come on, baby!
-Keep it uptown? Do the fast version? -No, it's okay.
Hey... Okay.
Oh, God! God! God!
-Enjoy your meal. -Thank you.
An even better idea..... starting a Roth IRA
Okay, yeah. Back here. What's the story?
Is starting a Roth IRA.
Honey, please just do what the nice British woman says.
The bald and the crazy gay couple date...
-Whoo! -It is getting dank and musky.
That is a... That's an I'm stupid move.
-Oh! -Oh, what?
-Baby? We out! Yeah.
""Don't go out the front door. Go out the back door.""
....precinct, Callahan speaking.
It's very sexy.
I'm sorry. You're gonna have to forgive me.
Where is it?
We're just excellent roommates.
could be headed over here right now.
-Oh, boy. -Who, might I ask, are you,
Hi, we were... Hello? Up here.
I think we both know that's not gonna happen, Mr. Tripplehorn,
I have a potato on my fork.
Okay. Okay! What do you want?
-Give it to me. Give it. Give it. -It was a gift. Don't break it.
-My penis is fine! -...with a numbing cream.
-Okay. -Okay.
Okay, okay, okay!
You can't do that, Phil. This is Holbrooke's car.
but if you just let me do something for you,
And then the two perps you let go walked into the bar.
-Hey. -Hey. Just gonna catch the sports.
Like I want to spend the rest of my life selling stolen wheelchairs!
Hey. How are you? I'm fine.
At Claw.
-Yeah, let's have a pity party for you. -I am the guy
Isn't it date night?
-You mean Will.i.am? -Okay.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Is it a man or a woman?
I'm... I'm strangling in the noose of sameness.
Sure. No. Listen, honey, if you're too tired...
Okay.
Yeah, let's pull over. This is a great time to...
-And who are you? -I am her pimp daddy.
Go, go, go, go!
Can we get out this way? -Yeah, I think so. Whoa, whoa!