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One night, one date where we're just not talking about the kids the entire time
so why don't you shirt it up, and then we will get what we need,
-Wait, are you serious about Cyndi Lauper? -Yeah, she's hot.
I like your look, honey. Very Wild West saloon chick.
Why would they do that?
-I think just the check, Mike. Thanks. -Thank you.
We're all gonna take a little field trip to the Central Park,
Open the door.
There is your shirt.
You just took our reservation? Who does that?!
Uh...
-And you're gonna make a fool of yourself. -Okay.
Because you are like Nasrin. Because you are ashamed
Can't tell the kids.
Okay.
There you go. There you go. Reach for it.
Why don't you say so?
What he means is it's really very moving.
All right. We were just getting warmed up.
-Thanks. -Thank you.
Get up. Now.
Hello? -Hi, Holbrooke,
-They're fast asleep at the sitter's. -Oh, thank God.
Will you please, for the love of God Put on a fucking shirt!
-Get away! Get off! What are you doing? -Hey!
-Thought so. -Where is it?
-Picks us, yes. Picks us for what? Carlton, move aside.
Why do I keep forgetting to do that? Oh, wait! I remember!
I'm not gonna lie to you. We had a great time.
-You, too, Mr. Foster. -This was part of the plan?
-Yeah, it is weird. -No, listen, anyway,
Seriously, I have never been happier.
I don't know, but they said you have to wear stuff
-Is that the thing? -Okay. I'm ready. Here.
Fosters! What up?
That's why we don't have our IDs on us.
Okay, they're still there. We're not gonna be able to get past them.
-Katy? -Fosters, what up?
What have we got?
-But then you came over... -We had this rice thing...
-Wait, can you see? -No!
-We can't go home. -What are you talking about, Phil?
Yeah.
I know. And so do I. But it's just not in the cards, right?
Just a boring married couple from New Jersey.
-and you're stashing dirty pictures of me? -Really dirty, gross pictures.
-Quite sad? -Mmm.
Dude, right here! Now pull over, and get your Dr. Phil...
I'm all over this. Captain Phil Foster's shortcut.
Wait. Come here. Crooked.
Excuse me, Mr. and Mrs. Tripplehorn?
-Get... Hey, my wallet! Oh, my God.
under Taliban rule.
-Charlotte, get off the chair. -No way!
What is that little bitch saying? Her jeans are too tight!
Do you understand what I'm saying? Look at me. Can you... Oh, God.
Blitzkrieg Bop
I think I lost a nipple.
Told you I could surprise you.
No.
you're watching soul on Disney Pixar you're watching raya and the last dragon on disney
I... I do all right.
Take that back.
No, I'm good.
And he knows that if I have five glasses of wine,
Which is why we were hoping that you would help us.
-Joe Miletto? -That's what they said.
No. No.
-May I take your coat? -Yes. Thank you.
-while remaining relatively still. -Yeah. Just wanna, like, talk to you.
No. Why would you be going to a party? You're babysitting.
I use whatever energy I have left to physically put myself into our bed
So we took chase, gave pursuit.
His telephone...
-What? -I'm... Give me your phone.
that doesn't depend on how everybody else's day goes.
Care to join me?
We are on our own.
Oh, my God! Go!
-Hey, don't put your foot on the brake! -I'm not gonna... Look out!
I mean, obviously yours is with Holbrooke.
This conversation would be even better if I knew what you were talking about.
I mean, we're not even a couple anymore. We're just, like...
I literally could not stop crying.
Give a 40-year-old stripper/mom a break.
And that's why Taste was acting so weird when you mentioned Miletto's name.
-Gone. -Everything we own is in there.
leaving our house and just going someplace.
Hello?
-I'm out. Be cool. Peace! -All right. See you later.
That right.
We were here earlier with William.
-You... -Good.
You mean Will.i.am?
Dream of ways
Wow! Where'd you get all this stuff?
No, Phil, we're really not.
It's the same conversations, the same schedule.
Nasrin baits her brother and her stepfather into fighting each other
Phil and Claire Foster.
'cause it'd be a lot easier if someone ended up dying now!
Did you hear how she pronounced his name?
Okay.
-You put yourjunk in reverse! In reverse!
I'm having sex. I'm getting busy.
We got them.
Hey, hey, hey. How are we supposed to get this to Miletto?