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Please, Benson, I want to help them.
You work a lot with depressed people?
Hi, Katie.
Benson, you're the only adult I've ever met who talks to me like a person
Benson, part of your job is not to bother the Governor.
Well, who are you?
Oh... Katie, try and understand.
and I said, "Later."
Is this what our relationship is going to be like?
There's a way not to feel this way again.
Here, John, stick it.
I'm gonna wake him up.
Yeah.
Such adorable fellows. Building their little dams...
I want to see him. Me, too.
We can't do that.
We'll see what happens.
When you weigh 300 pounds,
Why can't they stay here, in a... in a preserve?
Beats me.
Benson. Reverend Benson Jackson?
Thank you for stalling. I'll take that.
Where's the coffee?
I think you're 46.
He can't win.
I'm sorry.
So you see, the state gets to develop industry,
plus the best public relations he's ever had
Wish I was handy with tools.
Oh, hey, Marcy, your engineer friend, the one you had lunch with...
tomorrow secretaries.
No way am I gonna clean this. This is a career.
And then I will destroy you.
You are leaving muddy tracks all over the place.
It's important.
We're not killing beavers. We're just relocating them.
Hey, Benson.
Uh, Governor, would you like some coffee?
The man is a murderer.