Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Scott. Wait, wait.
No one wants to confess, huh? No?
What happened to the other Santa?
What is that? That looks like a cigarette burn.
- [Children] No. - [Claire] Which one of you was smoking?
Okay. Good-bye, Dunphy Christmas.
[Claire] Phil's problem is follow-through.
What is that? Oh, my God. The couch is smoking.
It's pandering. I think you made that clear when you tossed them back.
all the things that you used to do as a little boy.
- The parents who canceled Christmas. - I thought you'd be happy.
Wait a- You were going to take Christmas away for something that none of us did?
How would you sit on the baby Jesus' lap? You'd squish it.
- You should see the look on your faces. - Aw!
Come on, guys. This is your last chance.
- Ηmm? - Nobody, huh?
but to rub my nose in it!
[Groans] Okay, forget that. Go back one.
♪ Jingle all the way Hey ♪♪
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open one-horse open ♪
Uh, I know it's no accident that you're here on my street tonight.
Why would we do that? I don't know what to believe with this kid.
[Gloria] Okay, now remind me. We put this in the oven...
Let's start working on next year.
♪ Happy New Year Merry Christmas ♪♪
They always made sure one of us had a blank, so nobody knew who took the fatal shot.
sometimes our best memories come from the times that are the most untraditional.
Oh, no problem. That's the least of my worries.
They don't even know where their hands are.
[Luke] Cool. It's like a magnifying glass.
Anyway, merry Christmas!
Septembar 7, 1971