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They gang-probed you, while I discovered an invention...
Aw, what's the rush? Might rain next week.
- It means gambling. Keep gambling. - Oh. Right-eo.
Hey, Homer, your car's kind of dirty.
He's a daredevil, Ned. He laughs at death.
Shh!
Don't get clever, old man.
Having two wives could have its advantages.
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What's the first lesson? Just gimme the topic sentence.
- God, he looks so good. - He looks unbelievable.
I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life.
- But, Amber, I can change. - Will you shut up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll figure it out. This isn't rocket science.
Anyhoo, we came out of Wal-Mart, when suddenly, 1 00 spaceships-
We'd better stop and get the car washed.
I haven't done any of those things, folks.
We found some guys who know how to treat a woman.
Gimme that! That's your problem.
- power of attorney, are you? - Of course I-
Hey, smooth move, Flanders.
''Implosion''? But I thought you said-
- Not the eyes.! - My eyes.! Cover your eyes.!
Can the poems, it's arse-whipping time!
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