Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, Lord, what should I do?

Now, I'm not a fancy, big-city lawyer-

Our husbands are trying to ditch us.

Now, I'm going to pass this around a second time.

Uh, do I have to be gang-probed?

will be demolished to make way for a casino-themed family hotel.

Don Rickles zinged you, Marge.

Welcome to the Homer Simpson Program.

And for you, Ned?

First of all, I get five dollars a day, plus expenses.

Some people like chunky peanut butter, some like smooth.

Watch and learn.

Well, it's about time you two woke up.

Now, I'm not a fancy, human lawyer

I can see typing but I don't see voting

- You threw it out the- - Never mind.Just pay attention.

- Wellity, wellity, wellity. - Stop that!

Okay, you're saying that Ned and me married you two.

Friday before vacation

Wow. You can't find this stuff anywhere.

- Ginger's my wife. - Are you sure? Oh, rats.

Wellity, wellity, wellity

- More booze? - Oh, yeah. Two more of these, please.

Never a dull moment, huh, Homer?

- Where do you want me? - On the ''X.''

Or whatever's good for you. I don't care.

All right! Here comes the implosion.

Oh, look at this place.

- Senior citizens' discount. - ''Senior citizen''? Flanders?

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Oh, that's so horrible! I need to hide my tail. I must turn into a human immediately.

Can the poems, it's arse-whipping time!