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Now, I'm not a fancy, human lawyer
- More booze? - Oh, yeah. Two more of these, please.
- Wellity, wellity, wellity. - Stop that!
Never a dull moment, huh, Homer?
Friday before vacation
Some people like chunky peanut butter, some like smooth.
- Where do you want me? - On the ''X.''
- Ginger's my wife. - Are you sure? Oh, rats.
- Senior citizens' discount. - ''Senior citizen''? Flanders?
Our husbands are trying to ditch us.
- You threw it out the- - Never mind.Just pay attention.
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Uh, do I have to be gang-probed?
D'oh!
Aw-
I can see typing but I don't see voting
Wow. You can't find this stuff anywhere.
Wellity, wellity, wellity
Watch and learn.
Oh, Lord, what should I do?
First of all, I get five dollars a day, plus expenses.
Okay, you're saying that Ned and me married you two.
And for you, Ned?
Welcome to the Homer Simpson Program.
Now, I'm not a fancy, big-city lawyer-
All right! Here comes the implosion.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Can the poems, it's arse-whipping time!
Now, I'm going to pass this around a second time.
Oh, look at this place.
will be demolished to make way for a casino-themed family hotel.
Or whatever's good for you. I don't care.
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Well, it's about time you two woke up.
Don Rickles zinged you, Marge.
Oh, that's so horrible! I need to hide my tail. I must turn into a human immediately.