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I'm dtfsu! No, Dale, just call the cops.
Hey! Watch your mouth, Mad Dog!
B
Fifty-one Tango!
[Crashing]
Joseph, forget the flip-flops! Just get the couch!
The only soldier here is Bill, and he cuts hair.
We ain't got no Fritos classic ranch chips!
Mad Dog's challenging me for president...
No, it was more like a phony errand. And you couldn't even get that right.
Mr. Big.
Tanya Mouse
He took the wrong briefcase! Curse you, Marshall Lee!
800-588-2300, Empire!!!!! Today!!
And kudos to me for coming up with the idea.
Yeah, Mad Dog! There's only one man I'd take a bullet for...
You, too?
I'll just put the cookies over on the....
Let me check my appointment book.
Hey, Dale, you look kind of sad for a guy who's in a propane dealership.
-I'm a laughingstock! -Dale, calm down.
[Phone ringing]
-Where are the drugs? -What drugs?
-Third shelf behind the cake mix. -No way!
Please, Dale! They'll listen to you. You're one of them.
I ain't having your fajitas, damn it!
when I present him with an empty teddy bear.