Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I ain't having your fajitas, damn it!

-Where are the drugs? -What drugs?

No, it was more like a phony errand. And you couldn't even get that right.

800-588-2300, Empire!!!!! Today!!

Hey! Watch your mouth, Mad Dog!

And kudos to me for coming up with the idea.

Mad Dog's challenging me for president...

Yeah, Mad Dog! There's only one man I'd take a bullet for...

Let me check my appointment book.

Hey, Dale, you look kind of sad for a guy who's in a propane dealership.

-Third shelf behind the cake mix. -No way!

-I'm a laughingstock! -Dale, calm down.

I'll just put the cookies over on the....

Fifty-one Tango!

We ain't got no Fritos classic ranch chips!

Joseph, forget the flip-flops! Just get the couch!

Please, Dale! They'll listen to you. You're one of them.

[Phone ringing]

when I present him with an empty teddy bear.

The only soldier here is Bill, and he cuts hair.

He took the wrong briefcase! Curse you, Marshall Lee!

I'm dtfsu! No, Dale, just call the cops.