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Your hair is so nice to caress.
in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel.
♪ Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' ♪
Oh. Okay. You go.
Even though my first date with Naomi was
You're doing great, sweetie!
But we are terrible together.
Naomi...
You.
but some things just aren't meant to be.
It was good... ish.
I just don't seem to like anything she says or does.
really honest.
in the suburbs.
I mean,
Kids, it took me ten years, but I finally kissed her.
of a helpless drunk chick.
Pregnancy Brain? That's not a thing.
...you.
I have to break up with her, don't I?
I know, but my grandparents giving us a house
Temple Grandin's hug machines.
And I just happen to be friends
Hey, look, I love you and I-I love the idea of raising