Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not giving you the tricky two numbers.

Thank you for nothing.

Could you just give me a little scratchy-scratch?

The winner gets stoned.

I don't know where and I don't care.

So tonight's numbers are acorn, bolt, pine straw, pine cone, hog, testicle, shell casing, shell casing, eyeball, and finally squirrel skull with partial brain matter sort of still in it.

Hey, man, let me drive that thing.

God Almighty, we ask you to bless this feast that lie before us, and please allow these spent lottery tickets with their silver scratchery seasonings to nourish our bodies as they were unable to do the same to our wallets.

But even as you try to defeat me, I hatch another idea to defeat you.

Too late, Chief!