Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hi, Franklin. - Hi.
- Hi, Mrs. Crandell. - Hi, kids.
Occupancy checklist
Yo, Gidget, could you get on it?
I think she likes Jacob better.
Oh, here.
We don't have any choice. We'll flip for it.
The damage is done, man
- Are those drag queens? - What's a drag queen?
Right
You're taking Mrs. Sturak's car?
Wendy look cool, but this is a bad move, Jump in your Benz, and pick up another dude, Ain't that some shit G, That bitch say she loves you now she loves me And the game get wicked, She only fukkin with a nigga cause you slanging chicken, And if you was broke, then you would know, That bitch only hanging with a nigga cause he slang dough
Hello, Melissa. No, thanks. Not tonight.
Let's get out of here. I give up.
You take these things so personally.
There isn't anything else you haven't told me, right?
I'm fukkin sick and many a ass tired of a Rollin 60's Crip like me of not being appreciate I ain't your bitch, ain't nobody's bitch, bitch
Get going there.
Kenny, come downstairs. You're not gonna believe this.
Thank you.
- How can you stand it? - Just try to hang with it.
- What about Lizard or Hellhound? - We don't have any money.
Tomorrow morning Kenny will whip up a batch of Belgium waffles...
This house is a fukkin crock we ain't never ever never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever gon make it 3 months
- Do you ever go outside? - Nah. No TV.
Fry you suckers.
Come on, kids. Let's go. Chop, chop.
I can't. I got a date with Swell's friend Nicole.
We got to talk about this. Forget about this other guy.
I feel stupid. We are too old to bounce.
ifwe maintained separate space.
Well shit it wasn't your motherfukkin money either expeditiously you done embezzle that shit with your lack of efficiency
Dishes are done, man. Dishes are done, man.
No, don't do that. I'll call you when I get home.
I think that she'd want it this way, don't you?
But what about everything else?
Mother fucking M.R. period Mr. Master P Mr. No Limit Records, Cause we selling shit out the walls, My nigga Silkk Ya'll gonna call him Mr. Silkk the Shocker After this motherfukkin shit Ya'll better believe that Mr. Motherfukkin M.R. period, Don't call that nigga shit, Yah heard me?, Check this out!
School starts next week. Lazy days.
as the manufacturer of quality uniforms, but times, they are a-changin'.
- I had to work late, okay? - You still should have called.
Where have you been, where is youtr timESHEET?
Swell ain't gonna realize what she got until it's gone, she gon end up with nothing but dick and pounds of milk When I find this nigga that Swell is fukkin?, I'm gonna drop him to his knees and pop his fukkin neck and move down to Texas, I'll leave his ass laying dead on the floor
just so I can take care ofyou guys and put food on the damn table.
It's ours! Go back and get it from the old hag!
But the void's getting by.
I'd tell you more ifyou didn't wanna know so much.
Bye-bye. Would you all please excuse us for a minute?
- I just called to say hi. - Aren't you busy in your career?
I'm 'bout my paper my paper Important people on my pager I might not drink Alizé but I'll smoke you under the table Don't make me peel your potato don't make the devil your neighbor I might not be nothing to you! But I'm the shit on this label!
Of course I can. My family's all gone.
Dishes Done
I bought a pair of boots and a magazine! You bought a home entertainment center?
- Mom, calm down. - I will not calm down.
We're here. What do you want us to do?
- Katrina, our chef, is... - We should work it out.
Okay. Then we'll just do something else.
Park it Yourself Metallica Breath!
I smeared the kids with honey and tied ‘em to a red ant hill.
- Don't forget. - I can't. I've got a sales meeting.
New Testament or Old Testament? The whole bible is great.
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I expect a Complete report tomorrow morning on the life of the aardvark
"I'm right on top of that Rose!" Quickstart Guide to Imposter Syndrome
For God's sakes, you're a Vassar gal.
but you forgot one very big thing.
On behalf of General Apparel West, I'd like to welcome you.
Beautiful Belgian waffles. Julia made 'em on her show yesterday.
Have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm?
No. He's my stepson.
- I'm glad you called me, really. - Yeah, me too.
Sorry to have messed up your plans. Who are these people?
What is your name, and what do you do here?
I don't know. Kids like to wear stuff that's them.
I'm out of rumaki.
Did he just finish reading Dianetics?
This place is a crock. We're never gonna make it two months.
I mean come on this car's a classic Shit, you lucky we ain't driving this Buick to South Central, Compton, Inglewood or Long Beach
Start getting updated reports from the department heads and coordinating them.
Hello Dear
You're a career woman now.
You're almost doing that correctly...
I get to drive home in a Volvo with no air conditioning Bitch why the fukk you driving a Kitchen ass, wet dust mop, swamp duck hoe Volvo, we drive 6-4 Impala around here
You know, I thought we made designer clothes.
They loved your ideas.
What are they gonna pay you?
Call the Ambulance Call the Police Call the Fire Department i don't know? Fukk you mean you don't know who to call you the fukkin brains so figure the shit out
- You guys are up already? - It's summer.
Come on! Come on!
Here's another one.
she matures, she ripens.
When some kids from the suburbs steal the Ghetto D founder's pimp mobile
Yeah, me, Walter and Kenny don't give one single double triple quadruple fukks about that Bodicussy Buick Ooh ahh, y'all don't have no self esteem, y'all are so mean to our Buick!
Yeah, well, enjoy your childhood.
No, Sue Ellen. Thank you. Really.
It's like, I don't know if I want oceanography to be my life.
God, I feel terrible.
and when I get those figures ready, I'll give you a buzz...
You're so good at dealing with the staff.
- You guys really out of food? - No.
To Rose Lindsey's office. I work for her now.
Just so I can take care of you guys and put food on the damn table Put food on the table?, Bitch you ain't done shit for us in this motherfukka, that's my job to put good ass food on that fukkin table