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Dishes are done, man!
Hot Fried Catfish Grease that is, we'll wake up from a coma with burns, scratches, scrapes and bruises Damn right, Ma's a crazy bitch huh?
our executive staff and our advertising people.
Well bring it on then vanilla milkshake, cool whip, chocolate bunny freak hoe bitch. You sure?, cuz I’ll, literally, smack, the, shit, out, of, you, too, period
- No. - Get down from there.
- Take a look. - I don't know. This is risky
He wants her to see his sheep ranch.
Shit, and I loved that damn car Man Zach and I don't no fukks if you loved that bitch ass car
None of them?, you'd have to bribe them? God motherfukkin damn right, yeah, I'd have to bribe these niggas
No, wait. I can't.
- How much was it? - It was a chip.
I can do anything. I'm a free woman
You wanna go and watch for 'em? It happens really fast.
Look, Mrs. Sturak.
I'll pickyou up at work around 6:00?
- Is this your résumé? - Yeah.
Happy birthday, Jennifer!! Remember, put on a happy face!
Come on. Drop it. Stop acting like Henry VIII.
Would you stop ordering us around? You're not the baby-sitter.
- They'll definitely call Mom. - She'll blame us
Halloween candy rots your brains!
- Then empty it. - Well, that's Zach's job.
She's leaving you guys all alone? What about the kids? Hmmm
Gosh, Sue Ellen.
You're the one I want to listen to beautiful music with.
You gotta put chili on those Clown Dogs, and keep it movin'.
My house is fabulous. We can have it there. It'll be perfect.
At least it gives you some extra cash.
This is my new administrative assistant, Sue Ellen.
- It's just a job. - But I need this job.
Home run! Way to go!
We don't need an adult around telling us when to eat, sleep and vacuum, right?
I am never trusting you again. I specifically said no parties.
I'm outta here.
who's suing $8823823328328328 for protocol? me.
Shit, I Loved That Car Man I Don't Give a Fukk If You Loved That Bitch Ass Car, We Drive 6-4 Impalas, LS 400, LX 450 and Cadillacs Round Here, Freak Hoe Bitch
I understand why. I want you to know I'm not taking this lightly.
- SpaghettiOs. - Okay.
I'm looking for Walter Crandell.
I could have planned my dinner better.
The Q.E.D. report. I've made notes. See ifyou can make a dent after lunch.
Being an executive administrative assistant, you can figure that out.
Is that everything?
Fine.
We'll stop and get you an ice-cream cone, okay?
Nicole, hang on. Why are you wearing name tags?
What Was He Doing in South Central, Kenny? It’s A Long Story and You Gonna Laugh Your Ass When I Tell You This
Man your trays.
- What did you do to yourself? - We'll talk about it in the morning.
Next thing you know we'll be sharing a cigarette in postcoital bliss.
When your older sister found out that you got Ghetto D from the slangers
You're gonna have to get off those things.
Hey, no problem, twisted sister.
Happy Birthday DANNY!
Yeah. Set it up right over there.
It was petty cash money. You were spending petty cash money.
I couldn't fit it in my schedule.
Welcome, everyone.
I am doing everything, and I'm trying to get ready for a date.
Motherfukka was you wait for me to turn into a butterfly? Deja Vu
I went ahead and fed the kids. I worked all day on that casserole.
I'll be right there. Will you please tell him I will be right there?
- Where you park your. car.. - Garage?
That doesn't make up foryour irresponsibility.
I should've cooperated.
Anyway, I guess now that I know the truth--
Taxes they took half of my money away for taxes damn it Shit who's give a motherfukk about the motherfukkin taxes you ain't gonna realize whatcha got til it's gone so quit that jaw jackin bullshit
This is going to triple our profit margin.
The Interns are Done Man
I see nothing but dollar signs
- And he serves me breakfast in bed. - Only when she deserves it.
What do you say, beer bust tomorrow night?
No way.
You're shiny.
- Petty cash? - Cash box is in your locked drawer.
We're saving the ambulance people a trip, right?
Let me show you one more thing.
That's right T.Z., This damn Nagging Ol Lady is dead Nigga i got eyes too, i can see this dead nagging ol lady, say another motherfukkin comment, before I pop yo neck bitch and move down to Texas
Well did you yell at him?
- That's why I really miss you. - Our last model is Becky.
- General Apparel West. - Thanks for the roses.
You'll have about 1 2 seconds.
What are you doing with it? What is Carolyn doing with it?
I fell off the roof.
Ordoyou wanna go crawlin to mom's semi wretched friends i know you didn't say ratchet cuz goddamn it if u did you motherfukkin quazy as a motherfukka
This is going to save our collective asses. It's fabulous.
I can't be the hub of your communication network.
- Yes, of course. - Do you think you can handle the job?
just one fukkin bag of Chester's? We could only afford the necessities, honeyface
But they're all little boys pretending to be men, right?
I'm going to miss you.
- the nurse? - Yeah
- Go long. - Thanks. Awesome.
Slow down for me, a-you moving too fast My fingers keep slipping, I'm tryna grip that ass Keep being hard-headed and I'ma make you get on me Got human enough disguise but my face is a doggy
Dishes are done, man.
Whetheryou thinkyou can push us around or not...
Jury duty service is done man
I just wish that you can respect my privacy, that is all
When was the last time we went out to dinner together, huh?