Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What Was He Doing in South Central, Kenny? It’s A Long Story and You Gonna Laugh Your Ass When I Tell You This
Halloween candy rots your brains!
Happy Birthday DANNY!
The Interns are Done Man
Welcome, everyone.
We're saving the ambulance people a trip, right?
Man your trays.
I just wish that you can respect my privacy, that is all
Jury duty service is done man
Is that everything?
- Petty cash? - Cash box is in your locked drawer.
Shit, and I loved that damn car Man Zach and I don't no fukks if you loved that bitch ass car
But they're all little boys pretending to be men, right?
I went ahead and fed the kids. I worked all day on that casserole.
We'll stop and get you an ice-cream cone, okay?
I'm outta here.
Come on. Drop it. Stop acting like Henry VIII.
I'll pickyou up at work around 6:00?
That doesn't make up foryour irresponsibility.
I'm looking for Walter Crandell.
- It's just a job. - But I need this job.
Slow down for me, a-you moving too fast My fingers keep slipping, I'm tryna grip that ass Keep being hard-headed and I'ma make you get on me Got human enough disguise but my face is a doggy
That's right T.Z., This damn Nagging Ol Lady is dead Nigga i got eyes too, i can see this dead nagging ol lady, say another motherfukkin comment, before I pop yo neck bitch and move down to Texas
I can't be the hub of your communication network.
- Then empty it. - Well, that's Zach's job.
I can do anything. I'm a free woman
She's leaving you guys all alone? What about the kids? Hmmm
Ordoyou wanna go crawlin to mom's semi wretched friends i know you didn't say ratchet cuz goddamn it if u did you motherfukkin quazy as a motherfukka
When was the last time we went out to dinner together, huh?
I understand why. I want you to know I'm not taking this lightly.
Dishes are done, man.
It was petty cash money. You were spending petty cash money.
I am doing everything, and I'm trying to get ready for a date.
- Is this your résumé? - Yeah.
- How much was it? - It was a chip.
- General Apparel West. - Thanks for the roses.
What do you say, beer bust tomorrow night?
Hey, no problem, twisted sister.
just one fukkin bag of Chester's? We could only afford the necessities, honeyface
My house is fabulous. We can have it there. It'll be perfect.
I see nothing but dollar signs
I am never trusting you again. I specifically said no parties.
I should've cooperated.
Taxes they took half of my money away for taxes damn it Shit who's give a motherfukk about the motherfukkin taxes you ain't gonna realize whatcha got til it's gone so quit that jaw jackin bullshit
Next thing you know we'll be sharing a cigarette in postcoital bliss.
- SpaghettiOs. - Okay.
Well did you yell at him?
- Where you park your. car.. - Garage?
Motherfukka was you wait for me to turn into a butterfly? Deja Vu
The Q.E.D. report. I've made notes. See ifyou can make a dent after lunch.
Shit, I Loved That Car Man I Don't Give a Fukk If You Loved That Bitch Ass Car, We Drive 6-4 Impalas, LS 400, LX 450 and Cadillacs Round Here, Freak Hoe Bitch
- Take a look. - I don't know. This is risky
This is going to save our collective asses. It's fabulous.
Yeah. Set it up right over there.
I'm going to miss you.
Fine.
I couldn't fit it in my schedule.
You're shiny.
What are you doing with it? What is Carolyn doing with it?
Anyway, I guess now that I know the truth--
We don't need an adult around telling us when to eat, sleep and vacuum, right?
This is going to triple our profit margin.
Gosh, Sue Ellen.
You gotta put chili on those Clown Dogs, and keep it movin'.
- No. - Get down from there.
- the nurse? - Yeah
Let me show you one more thing.
Whetheryou thinkyou can push us around or not...
Nicole, hang on. Why are you wearing name tags?
Hot Fried Catfish Grease that is, we'll wake up from a coma with burns, scratches, scrapes and bruises Damn right, Ma's a crazy bitch huh?
- What did you do to yourself? - We'll talk about it in the morning.
When your older sister found out that you got Ghetto D from the slangers
our executive staff and our advertising people.
- Go long. - Thanks. Awesome.
I could have planned my dinner better.
This is my new administrative assistant, Sue Ellen.
Happy birthday, Jennifer!! Remember, put on a happy face!
You wanna go and watch for 'em? It happens really fast.
- Yes, of course. - Do you think you can handle the job?
I fell off the roof.
- They'll definitely call Mom. - She'll blame us
At least it gives you some extra cash.
- That's why I really miss you. - Our last model is Becky.
Would you stop ordering us around? You're not the baby-sitter.
He wants her to see his sheep ranch.
None of them?, you'd have to bribe them? God motherfukkin damn right, yeah, I'd have to bribe these niggas
You're the one I want to listen to beautiful music with.
Home run! Way to go!
- And he serves me breakfast in bed. - Only when she deserves it.
Well bring it on then vanilla milkshake, cool whip, chocolate bunny freak hoe bitch. You sure?, cuz I’ll, literally, smack, the, shit, out, of, you, too, period
No way.
You'll have about 1 2 seconds.
Being an executive administrative assistant, you can figure that out.
You're gonna have to get off those things.
No, wait. I can't.
Dishes are done, man!
Look, Mrs. Sturak.
I'll be right there. Will you please tell him I will be right there?
who's suing $8823823328328328 for protocol? me.