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If that's how you wanna play me then me you ain't gonna realize whatcha got til it's gone You knew i had you livin plush in the cut everytime i wanted you to dick you out you told me don't rush then i need your ass then bye bitch
"Personnel.
You've got to get something better on her than that.
I can't believe you're doing this to me. A baby-sitter?
Well as usual, your brother's proven he's not the least bit involved with this family.
Shut up. I am in deep shit.
Better get your ass out there, Mrs. Crandell.
- Yeah. - Yeah?
thanks for your advice
a child you hired.
The link URL goes in the field called... U-R-L
My mom doesn't want us to use her Volvo while she's away.
- Come on. - Yeah, Right!
in bold black-and-turquoise stripes, black tights and high-top sneakers.
God, you take these things so personally.
I need a copy of the Bob's Big Boy account figures.
- Hi, Zach. - Hi.
We can't take this motherfukka back to Black and Blue, everything's free there Everything's free in that motherfukka, We Got the Hook-Up, holla if you hear me
Sugar and spice!
God fukkin damn it man, i done already the name shit it ain't legal man open the motherfukkin' gate, cuzz Do yo damn job, nigga and hit that button, fukk is wrong witcha, ain't nobody's bitch, bitch
Just forget about her. She's not worth it.
I expect a complete report tomorrow morning on the life of the aardvark.
I don't see there being any dilemma with that at all.
Don't mention it.
Where did this come from? Black and Blue, whatchu don't like the motherfukka?
You'll need to rent a banquet hall. You do have enough in petty cash, right?
We will clean up the party.
The Dishes Are
She was my moon goddess
We've been mutually un-exclusive for the last seven months.
She's already dead, you moron!
I'm not sure what I want my life to be yet.
It wasn't your damn money, it was my money
Eat shit!
No. I couldn't. It's an improvement.
what?
I brought this Jell-O mold just in case you needed one.
Finish the presentation.
You bought her a diamond?
- Right Now - If you need money, ask me first
Yeah, Europe again.
She was my moon goddess
If you can do this motherfukka, Let's get a 20, Fukk white zig zags I need some brown stickys I mean that swisha go good with that dank, Niggas be gettin fukked up in my hood like they smokin crank, But we not we gettin higher than fire, But I won't stop smokin dank till I retire
And Rose loves her. She's not going to care.
Call the cops.
good night
She said she didn't have any family, so this is--
Holy shit!
Our summer of freedom is going to be a winter prison if I don't get some help.
I haven't quite decided on that yet.
Park it yourself Metallic breath!
to create a fun and sexy look for the teenage girl.
I wasn't there. I should have been. I mean, not on the roof.
How humiliating. I love it.
GROW UP, CAROLYN!
- I don't want Mom to come home. - I don't either.
being ugly to our Buick! That Bodicussy Buick wasn't even ours, it was Mrs. Sturak's grumpy, scary, stankin ass ride
What was he doing listening to T.R.U's CD's? Stop hating on T.R.U., Master P, Silkk, C-Murder, Big ED, King George and Calli G are dope lyricists from 3rd Ward Calliope, New Orleans and Richmond California
Nothing. I just know what you mean.
graduate.
YouTube rots your brains
Let's go to my place. I'll rip off my mom's MasterCard again.
But you promised
Rose, I have an idea.
Sue Ellen, this is Gus Brandon, vice president of marketing.
Yeah, my dad left us with this deranged Peter Pan!
- Shit. - What?
and go sit behind a desk for eight hours and miss Oprah every day of my vacation.
Bye
You're having a party?
Oh, wow. Really?
First and fifteenth of every month. Is that it?
The URL goes in the field called "URL"
Who does not want ...
No. I was just wondering why they would come all this way to bring a chili dog.
- The naked shrimp is to die from. - Right. Yum.
Not like us
THE DECK IS DONE MAN
Taxes are done, man.
Hey, who are you? Where's that other broad, Mona?
What did she do, copy it from a résumé book?
Yeah, my mom left us with this deranged Mary Poppins.
Oh, I'm sure everything will be taken care of.
I’m right on top of that, Russ.
This is our design area...
Basically, you're the hub of our communication network.
First of all, the name tags have gotta go.
I'm a whiz on the computer...
So they don't, like, do it together?
Well we don't have any choice Any choice? Shit We got thousands fukkin millions of choices
- I can not believe it. - Oh, that's very funny
Jj Dishes
Hello?
Thanks for helping out.
Dishes are done, man
Nigga wouldcha stop serving us around?, You ain't no fukkin Dorothy Parker, getcha ass in this 6-4 trunk Nigga how boutcha getcha Manny the Mammoth ass in this damn 6-4 trunk
So do you believe me now? Or are you just going to believe some kid?
The buyer from Saks is looking for you.
The Dishes are done man
We agreed we're not exclusive
Give me a break
on hiring a teenager to gain market perspective.
Ya I don't know why you treat me so motherfukkin bad You ain't gonna realize whats you got till its gone, thats real, You gets no lovin bae
When you talk, you ruin it. You can't talk unless you stop.
You gotta squeeze the fat out of those burgers better.
- Thanks, guys. Bye. - Anytime.
God fukkin damn it man, i done already toldcha the name shit it ain't legal man open the motherfukkin' gate, cuzz Do yo damn job, nigga and hit that button, fukk's wrong witcha, ain't nobody's bitch, bitch, hit the fukkin' button, nigga