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Who does not want ...

Yeah, my mom left us with this deranged Mary Poppins.

What did she do, copy it from a résumé book?

What was he doing listening to T.R.U's CD's? Stop hating on T.R.U., Master P, Silkk, C-Murder, Big ED, King George and Calli G are dope lyricists from 3rd Ward Calliope, New Orleans and Richmond California

I’m right on top of that, Russ.

Taxes are done, man.

Nigga wouldcha stop serving us around?, You ain't no fukkin Dorothy Parker, getcha ass in this 6-4 trunk Nigga how boutcha getcha Manny the Mammoth ass in this damn 6-4 trunk

I expect a complete report tomorrow morning on the life of the aardvark.

When you talk, you ruin it. You can't talk unless you stop.

She's already dead, you moron!

- Right Now - If you need money, ask me first

You'll need to rent a banquet hall. You do have enough in petty cash, right?

She said she didn't have any family, so this is--

Shut up. I am in deep shit.

How humiliating. I love it.

Don't mention it.

And Rose loves her. She's not going to care.

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Yeah, Europe again.

THE DECK IS DONE MAN

Hey, who are you? Where's that other broad, Mona?

She was my moon goddess

The link URL goes in the field called... U-R-L

- Come on. - Yeah, Right!

The URL goes in the field called "URL"

Thanks for helping out.

Ya I don't know why you treat me so motherfukkin bad You ain't gonna realize whats you got till its gone, thats real, You gets no lovin bae

Sugar and spice!

thanks for your advice

The Dishes are done man

Dishes are done, man

So they don't, like, do it together?

So do you believe me now? Or are you just going to believe some kid?

Oh, I'm sure everything will be taken care of.

GROW UP, CAROLYN!

Let's go to my place. I'll rip off my mom's MasterCard again.

We will clean up the party.

Yeah, my dad left us with this deranged Peter Pan!

But you promised

Basically, you're the hub of our communication network.

on hiring a teenager to gain market perspective.

- I don't want Mom to come home. - I don't either.

YouTube rots your brains

It wasn't your damn money, it was my money

I wasn't there. I should have been. I mean, not on the roof.

- Thanks, guys. Bye. - Anytime.

My mom doesn't want us to use her Volvo while she's away.

First of all, the name tags have gotta go.

I need a copy of the Bob's Big Boy account figures.

If that's how you wanna play me then me you ain't gonna realize whatcha got til it's gone You knew i had you livin plush in the cut everytime i wanted you to dick you out you told me don't rush then i need your ass then bye bitch

I don't see there being any dilemma with that at all.

I can't believe you're doing this to me. A baby-sitter?

- The naked shrimp is to die from. - Right. Yum.

You're having a party?

Our summer of freedom is going to be a winter prison if I don't get some help.

I brought this Jell-O mold just in case you needed one.

to create a fun and sexy look for the teenage girl.

- Hi, Zach. - Hi.

Sue Ellen, this is Gus Brandon, vice president of marketing.

No. I was just wondering why they would come all this way to bring a chili dog.

This is our design area...

Rose, I have an idea.

We can't take this motherfukka back to Black and Blue, everything's free there Everything's free in that motherfukka, We Got the Hook-Up, holla if you hear me

a child you hired.

and go sit behind a desk for eight hours and miss Oprah every day of my vacation.

You've got to get something better on her than that.

Nothing. I just know what you mean.

God fukkin damn it man, i done already the name shit it ain't legal man open the motherfukkin' gate, cuzz Do yo damn job, nigga and hit that button, fukk is wrong witcha, ain't nobody's bitch, bitch

You gotta squeeze the fat out of those burgers better.

Park it yourself Metallic breath!

in bold black-and-turquoise stripes, black tights and high-top sneakers.

- I can not believe it. - Oh, that's very funny

God fukkin damn it man, i done already toldcha the name shit it ain't legal man open the motherfukkin' gate, cuzz Do yo damn job, nigga and hit that button, fukk's wrong witcha, ain't nobody's bitch, bitch, hit the fukkin' button, nigga

I'm a whiz on the computer...

Well we don't have any choice Any choice? Shit We got thousands fukkin millions of choices

Oh, wow. Really?

I'm not sure what I want my life to be yet.

The buyer from Saks is looking for you.

We agreed we're not exclusive

Where did this come from? Black and Blue, whatchu don't like the motherfukka?

- Shit. - What?

Well as usual, your brother's proven he's not the least bit involved with this family.

If you can do this motherfukka, Let's get a 20, Fukk white zig zags I need some brown stickys I mean that swisha go good with that dank, Niggas be gettin fukked up in my hood like they smokin crank, But we not we gettin higher than fire, But I won't stop smokin dank till I retire

You bought her a diamond?

We've been mutually un-exclusive for the last seven months.

I haven't quite decided on that yet.

Better get your ass out there, Mrs. Crandell.

No. I couldn't. It's an improvement.

First and fifteenth of every month. Is that it?

God, you take these things so personally.

Give me a break

Just forget about her. She's not worth it.

being ugly to our Buick! That Bodicussy Buick wasn't even ours, it was Mrs. Sturak's grumpy, scary, stankin ass ride

She was my moon goddess