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Now who the fukk you know that drives, and it better be a ice cream man who drives a 92' Lexus LS 400 on Triple Gold Dayton's
and I won't have to interface with anybody, and get tan.
Did you get stuck finishing the fat vats?
Dude!
Very impressive.
We keep this up, we're never gettin' out of school, man.
Okay, this is your office. Mine's through the archway.
So, Bryan, when do the grunion run?
Don't wander off because I want you to meet my boss.
and Elvis a new chew toy.
Thank you for telling me personally.
due to a receding profit margin.
She's supposed to move up to be my executive administrative assistant.
You know what, guys?
The link URL goes in the field called... U-R-L
I'd respect your privacy ifyou weren't so secretive.
you really have to have a battle plan all ready...
Nemo fish is screaming! To! You!
And you guys kept this secret from me, nice try full Nah, let's cut the bullshit, you knew this was comin', don't even trip
What are you queens doin' in our car?
I did not embezzle it, i borrowed it You ain't borrowed a motherfukkkin thing you vanilla white chocolate milkshake ass freak hoe bitch
I should've been nicer to her.
And, everyone, the highlight of our fashion extravaganza.
Yeah, they're fine. Everything's fine.
In your dreams, babe.
Look at his eyes. Poor dude
Lil Bo Peep, Look Like U Lost Yo Fukkin Sheep With cha Bitch Ass Ya Weak, You So Fukkin Weak, And You's a Fukkin Freak and a Fleek
Look i was gonna put the money back after my next paycheck, but we can't afford all this shit We can't take this shit back, they run out like Hot Cakes and Apple Pies from Mac Donald's
You tell me. You’re Maître d'
Me too.
Mr. lady-hitter, Mr. hit the momma and the baby sister, Mr. creep to the house while you out and hit the baby-sitter, What? You don't wanna mess with me Mr. like jaw-shaker, Mr. always been bad, Mr. always wanna tag, Mr. like umm law-breaker, ugh
There's also a list of instructions, and the phone number in Australia.
Hi, Mommy.
Guard it with your life, and leave receipts for whateveryou take.
Strike two!
Kenny will watch Zack, Melissa will watch Walter, And I'll have Mom's car.
That is on...
Occasionally...
All right, bye.
I think it's another guy.
Sure.
Anyway, I have my own office...
Trollops!
Here are your messages.
But wasn't that your car I saw at Clown Dog? Whitewalls and stuff?
Yeeeah Buddy It's a Bomb ass Entertainment Center
Hey, look. I don't have all day.
Next, you get to scrape the spitballs off the drive-through window...
- Good evening, Mrs. Crandell. - You look great.
I'm Bryan.
Do people always tell you How young you look young?
- And foryou, sir? - White wine spritzer.
It's too soon. It must be you.
Everything's gonna be great when you're gone.
Well, she's not here right now.
- We're going to be out of a job. - What?
Forgot to put on a happy face.
Man, I'm gonna hole the fukk up at Gumbo's Crib Oh really? that's real brotherly!
Here is a normal waiter's uniform, but I was thinking of changing the color.
Yeah, right. We go and say, "Excuse me. We left money on our dead baby-sitter."
Katrin,Katrin,Katrin Thank You, Katrina
- Mother? - She seems very nice.
She went to the yarn store …yeah.
But for now, why don't you just go to your room?
I had to work late okay? You still shoulda fukkin call bitch
- What is that sound? - There's something up there.
No way!
Until you lay it out on a spreadsheet, the market analysis is too amorphous.
The wind is broken, man
But if that interests you, it can be arranged.
What did she do copy it from a resume book?
"I'm right on top of that, Rose." Anything else my love? Anything for you! -Joel
- Going out tomorrow night's great. - Then why not tell me where you work?
What?
Fukk what, these hoes be like scandelous I don't understand it Niggas be riding by my SEL some of these hoes be like man it When Silkk be at the crib counting my stack up Banging my sack up you hoes better back up before I leave you jacked up
That's nice. Your little brother.
Mr. wear a condom Or should I say Mr. Latex, Never go bare I don't care Mr. call me like safe sex Mr. Silkk Or should I say Mr. I'ma shock the world If you can't find your old lady Mr. I got your girl Mr. Versache wear Mr. I got you there Mr. infared Where ever the dot go Mr. I'm gonna pop you there, Mr., Mr., Mr. who I be, If you can't call me MR. DON'T CALL ME!
- What's goin' on? - Nothing.
Or the new moon
I'm sorry if I acted like a bitch the other night at Clown Dog...
I expect a complete report tomorrow morning on the life of the aardvark
to the senior vice president of operations.
A few more paychecks, I'll be able to put it back and no one will know, right?
I've had about enough ofyour lip, missy.
Did you burn something?
Whenever we're not alone or I'm on the phone and I askyou something--
I know. My timing is off.
Well Bruce I am the executive level assistant
Someone we know?
Back then it was safe. But times, they are a-changin
- What's this lady's problem? - I'm scared.
All the guys that I've dated have been boys.