Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're pretty bad.

Okay. You got me.

Hey, I need those cookies for Santa.

Always dumb as potatoes.

I guess I'll never have a perfect Christmas.

And-a one and-a two...

But as for Christmas trees, I used to love them,

Can it really be Christmas

Hey kid, you ever wanted a train for Christmas?

Even Mac Davis himself couldn't save this Christmas.

Things aren't that bad.

I pooped my tights.

I may have been naughty this year.

Things aren't bad. Manners aren't bad. Reasons aren't bad. Times aren't bad. Choices aren't bad. Possessions aren't bad. Places aren't bad. People aren't bad. Things aren't bad. Manners aren't bad. Reasons aren't bad. Times aren't bad. Choices aren't bad. Possessions aren't bad. Places aren't bad. People aren't bad.

I want to sing the original, unabridged

Release the hounds I’ll be here any minute

All is forgiven, Simpsons.

I had a neck injury.

We, uh, blew the budget on Katy Perry.

Now to take care of the witnesses.

For years I've been giving out free toys

I made a star for the tree out of discarded water bottles.

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