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I guess I'll never have a perfect Christmas.
I want to sing the original, unabridged
I pooped my tights.
Okay.
And-a one and-a two...
Security!
Albertson’s Radio Advertising Just Doesn’t Get It
Hey, I need those cookies for Santa.
They're pretty bad.
Even Mac Davis himself couldn't save this Christmas.
Release the hounds I’ll be here any minute
We, uh, blew the budget on Katy Perry.
♪ We'll go out to eat ♪
I'm promotin' you to Toy Inspector.
Now to take care of the witnesses.
Things aren't bad. Manners aren't bad. Reasons aren't bad. Times aren't bad. Choices aren't bad. Possessions aren't bad. Places aren't bad. People aren't bad. Things aren't bad. Manners aren't bad. Reasons aren't bad. Times aren't bad. Choices aren't bad. Possessions aren't bad. Places aren't bad. People aren't bad.
I made a star for the tree out of discarded water bottles.
Things aren't that bad.
Okay. You got me.
All is forgiven, Simpsons.
Always dumb as potatoes.
For years I've been giving out free toys
I had a neck injury.
But as for Christmas trees, I used to love them,
Pull over!
D'oh.
Can it really be Christmas
I may have been naughty this year.
Hey kid, you ever wanted a train for Christmas?