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Very rum, indeed.
And... Action!
would've been considered innocent, but in today's
That's me, 'cause I swim with my flotuses on.
Shut up, fatso.
Wheeee!
that one of our fourth graders did something
...thinks just because she's a high achiever,
Homer? I thought you were fixing my brakes.
This isn't the other dream. This isn't the other dream.
Look, can we just pretend that never happened?
- What the hell are you doing? - I'm kissing you, stupid.
No it's not, dream Hoover.
Maybe I did do something wrong.
No, they're all about chomping neck.
and neither of us is happy.
Ew.
- You were saying? - Oh, well, I loosened it up.
That's right, Lisa.
First lady Michelle Obama?!
You mean second base?
I say, that's rum news.
And they don't put product in their hair like this loser.