Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's, like, a basic rule.

- I should be an actor.

- Uh, dummies, I just Snopes-ed it.

- And it don't hurt that Alice gave me

- It's good, it's good, it's good.

- He can't talk to her like that!

[dog snorting, noisemaker toots]

you can afford to live in a place like this?

- Donatello's, like, a nerd.

Even though I put your daughter in a two-bedroom in Manhattan!

very old tradition.

- It's real, and it's gonna go

- Gentlemen, this hill was built for a soapbox derby car.

and get our raises.

♪ I gotta smoke that joint that's next to me ♪

- Well, you know, like- like, all right, so, like-

'cause that's how you get AIDS.

- Elbow drop from the top rope, bitches!

Yeah, and by ticket, I mean

I walk in on him jerkin' off all the time.

Can I just dip my finger in the mayonnaise?

- Oh, wait. I forgot the beer.

and I was like... pbbt!

- Sorry! I didn't wear shoes.

- No way. Then we'd have to wait 30 minutes to swim.

You find lots of treasures at thrift stores.

It's a very little known fact that stuff is very combustible.

when I won the Indiana Jones-

- I don't want you thinking