Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I don't even use condoms.
- You don't even know what- [overlapping chatter]
- Hey, let's go through here. - Let's go through the kitchen!
Let me smell your hair. - What are you-
Don't compliment yourself so much.
- Freeze! Here's a $100 bill.
- But thank you for coming to get us.
- Thank you. - Which might be soon.
Because I will do that.
Thank you!
- Go right! - The brakes!
- Wait. Who's Maria?
You know what's weird?
- Oh, it's a bad thing. - Yeah.
It feels great. Smells even better.
you're gonna die as Donatello, man.
- Oh, God! That's poop. There's poop in that water!
Philip, just more jowls.
Rob it with our money. - Oh!
- Why are you wearing my shirt?
[all gagging] - Oh, God.
I got this at the thrift store.
- Hello. - Hey.
- Ah. Good call.
- So I guess, uh,
I did not think I would die
It doesn't matter how soft they are,
- You know what else smells so good?
It's not that big.
- Oh! I got an idea.
- That's cool. You see everyone's technique.
- [sarcastically] Oh, yeah. I peed in them.
Plus, your stuff smells so good.
- Wait a minute. Come on!
I'm Leonardo, the...I-
so I was thinking maybe-
- Hey, guys, my hair foam is missing.
We gotta find, like, a hole around the circumference.
- Would you let me see it for once?
- Let me just get your pickle. - Take the pickle.
- Yep. There you go.
This is bad. - Help!
- Bring your dicks back here! - Cal!
I was kicked a lot in the balls as a child,
- Yeah? - Like, his son.
Yeah, definitely. - I'm Michelangelo.
- That's the shirt I wore in seventh grade
- Oh, my gosh. - Wow.