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(sighs)
The russians.
Here. For your demo.
Even better, I won't even take 10%.
Barry: (screams) no!
Tries to smush you down,
Erica: What the...
Yeah, not gonna happen.
Both: No!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sweet god, my life now has meaning.
Your toy's 100 bucks!
¶ on the inside, I cry
But they end up becoming waitresses or dog walkers or music teachers.
(engine revs) ¶ trying to get away
Because I'm the dream pusher,
Well, it can't be me! I'm the loving, supportive one.
Barry asked me to come here
Which isn't totally soundproof.
The minute she hears my soulful voice, boom!
Duh. I want to be famous.
So, basically, you're a sham.
That is a horrible deal for him.
You don't need to know the details.
They're $1 a packet.
I didn't sign up for this! You smush for once.
We didn't understand each other and had nothing in common.
And never say that again.
You parents maybe made me question
¶ but nonetheless I feel the need to say
Well, maybe you should have thought of that
Actively destroy her dreams. Thank you so much.
Let me pipe in here, mur.
I told him to bring his best. Why would I suggest that?
Where's all your nerd stuff for me to stomp on?
Yes! I love you, mom. Aw.
Damn it.
I LOVE you
April fools'! Oh, balls!
But in the end, uh, my voice totally shines through.