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Tries to smush you down,
I didn't sign up for this! You smush for once.
Barry asked me to come here
Yes! I love you, mom. Aw.
Your toy's 100 bucks!
Where's all your nerd stuff for me to stomp on?
Duh. I want to be famous.
Erica: What the...
(sighs)
So, basically, you're a sham.
You don't need to know the details.
Both: No!
Yeah, not gonna happen.
¶ on the inside, I cry
Barry: (screams) no!
Sweet god, my life now has meaning.
April fools'! Oh, balls!
Here. For your demo.
But they end up becoming waitresses or dog walkers or music teachers.
Because I'm the dream pusher,
I LOVE you
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, it can't be me! I'm the loving, supportive one.
Damn it.
The russians.
You parents maybe made me question
I told him to bring his best. Why would I suggest that?
We didn't understand each other and had nothing in common.
That is a horrible deal for him.
And never say that again.
They're $1 a packet.
¶ but nonetheless I feel the need to say
Which isn't totally soundproof.
Well, maybe you should have thought of that
But in the end, uh, my voice totally shines through.
Let me pipe in here, mur.
Actively destroy her dreams. Thank you so much.
The minute she hears my soulful voice, boom!
(engine revs) ¶ trying to get away
Even better, I won't even take 10%.
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