Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

certainly the right place.

Hey, isn't he great?

♪ She knew my mind She seemed my kind ♪

in case I don't have a real boyfriend

You really like him, don't you?

Well, I was just going to--

we get a very special treat

But I'm not different like everybody else .

There was this contest, and I needed to prove it,

The rest of you pinheads, play ball.

The male body needs sex at all times.

Ow! Watch the prickers.

I was looking for that fat guy ?

Nope. I'm horny.

It is really pathetic.

Have you ever seen anything like this?

I've got a lot of good stuff,

It seems to be some sort

♪ Girls got something ♪

Okay, all right,

to have something to fall back on?

which I would never do...

You dumb ox! You're in trouble!

Yes, we must get back.

You better be careful, George.

Have you ever slept with a girl?

I'll hear she'll do anything with anybody.

I made it myself.

hanging around these chumpstains?

Now straight it up , try act like a being cool .

You know, like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

I'll think about that.

Would you like to go with me to the prom?

Right. Goose them.

Well, what about Sunday?

well, they get into body building

I feel like a visitor from the Planet of the Sluts.

♪ Tonight you're Mine, baby ♪

You kids have fun, huh?

I don't want to miss this.

Budmeister, are you okay?

But, I mean, she talked to you.

♪ And the thought of you ♪

I found out how much money they make.

♪ Can't find the way ♪

for either a lack of IQ or a small weenie.

Hey, how you doing?

She thought I was kidding.

Well, as chairwoman of the prom committee,

What if I'm not?

You know, it's lucky for you

Hey, at least my date is someone of the opposite sex.

They can use my bedroom,

I bet you're a little confused.

Deb, what are you doing

♪ I'm going to love you ♪

I can't send it.

and I'm Cyndi Lauper.

As long as I get to drive.

It's time Kevin knew the truth.

Everything was great.

Can't you be alone when your parents are home?

Get the new kid!

I am going to be a reporter.

♪ But as long As I need someone ♪

What about that kid you wrote the article about...

but let's get serious.

♪ Suddenly Some love's not far away ♪

Why are you smiling like that?

Okay, who are the guys?

We've got to get him back.

That's because he's a little tulip.

You look a little different.

We really have to get back to school.

Yeah, well, there's no accounting for taste.

Thank you, Deborah.

A word to the wise...

Would it make any difference at all

and I'm really stressed out!

♪ Make it forever ♪

Greg! May I call you Greg?

Back rub in the bedroom?

Oh , come here you .

Sandy... You tricked me bad.

Well, alone at last.

Guess who came by to pick you up for school this morning?

It's a living hell.

Oh, there you are.

Look. What a fox.

Um... I'm a g--

to Sturgis-Wilder,

I'm going to do it.