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Mom and Dad come home Monday.
It's just not outstanding work.
Why would I want Rick when I have Kevin?
Yeah, but I got this one rule--
All you transvestites are alike.
Hey, Denise. What's your rush?
- What took you so long? - I knew it was you.
Listen up. Hey.
Besides, models make some pretty nice bucks.
Come here you , big guy .
you're willing to toy with this poor girl's emotions?
Severe intestinal disorder?
♪ Gets 'em hot ♪
I'd like a little time to reminisce.
Well , I'm still large than ape .
Very special.
One moment, son.
Hey, I wonder if that could be your pal, Kevin.
she's coming over here to, uh,
Want some company?
Goodbye, Kevin.
I have to dance...
Bud, what do you want?
And they were? Yes.
Come on, Fifi. Don't dawdle. Come on.
Something hormonal and vocal.
Let me just try this, okay?
In fact, you can't come home.
How cute?
I got to do algebra.
Yeah, well, it was close enough.
Sandy!
and she asks you about my girlfriend...
Buddy, can I borrow your army jacket?
and a Schwinn.
Especially the part
Kevin really loves this outfit.
The key is to work out every possible minute.
These women have my deepest respect.
He doesn't like waiting in cars.
And yet somehow you find the courage to go on living.
No, you won't.
Yo, punch it, punch it!
Pull up right here. This is fine.
Looks good.
Oh, yeah, how'd it go? Did you get laid?
I'm so old , so weak and elder .
I love someone else.
Anybody.
Why didn't you slug that asshole anyway?
it's a completely different ball game.
Okay, Yentl?
If I'm not back in a week, forward my mail.
Kevina.
is greater than that of Y,
I don't know what it is,
and you're late.
The kid went shopping,
Well, all right, let's hear the story.
Hey, what about
Please, Terry, don't spoil it.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
♪ Ooh, I had to learn The hard way ♪
So think of something exciting. Try again.
by the prom.
Well, hey, why don't we go out and have some fun?
I'd like to be alone, please. Now?
Okay. Let's see you walk.
it's now my pleasure to announce your prom king and queen.
♪ Reputation's Out on the streets ♪
Want some company?
Hey, who do you think you are, Tootsie?
Hey, Terry, you got company.
♪ Tonight you're Mine, baby ♪
I've got a driver's license
and Louann has dedicated her centerfold
Buddy, can I see you for a minute?
It's kind of messy.
I just feel kind of weird.
You've got to understand how much you mean to me.
this friend of my mom's...
Who is she?
Denise, I'm really into this article.
절대 그럴 일 없어
Kevin, please forget the knot.
is forced to read.
I mean, what could he possibly see in her?
We'll have a picnic.
I think she wanted to cheer me up.
♪ From now on Things are going my way ♪
I am going to make such a great reporter.
It’s ok everybody. It’s all right. He can mute.
walk around all day with one earring?
One, two. One, two...
if I took my shirt off?
I know I should've told you sooner,
I never go out with girls who say "bitchen."
I'd rather wallow in my virginity.
Go on. Show him your hairy chest.
Be worth it.
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
Sorry, Spike.
What a nice girl.
Oh, no way, man. That chick is dangerous.
the godfather of soul.
Want to take a walk?
It was real good,
Wait a minute.
You think Kevin's perfect?
I will.
- Ooh... - Ooh...
I'll be right out.
...the Trib will pick one,
Are you a virgin?
I thought you hated me.
You ask a lot of questions.
pushing his muscles to the very limits of human endurance.
Wait a minute. Now I'm confused.
I'll get it.
Look , I don't know how ?
♪ Let's make it Last forever ♪
Too pretty?
Eat me.
They're turning cannibal.