Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Want some company Orrrr…

Gentlemen, relax. Sit down.

I know, but I need your advice,

Every day at lunch,

You are going to be so proud of me.

if you don't straighten up.

Look, I'm not proud of this either.

You'll have to sleep in the cave.

You're a great date.

Don't get me wrong.

Now, during my planning period,

♪ Boys ain't got ♪

but, man, this stuff is really boring.

Okay. Well, uh...

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

Come on, Buddy!

Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!

and just because I'm... cute, no one takes me seriously.

I like, um, The Clash, The Talking Heads,

I think I'll take one of those beers now.

Yeah, well, maybe my balls don't itch.

and you can use it to hold your earring on.

It's no big deal.

and you write well,

He would love my cousin Jill.

Can't you think of anything more profound than getting laid?

Hey, no problem.

It all goes back to James Brown,

Deborah, I don't think

So for research,

and were transformed

No. I like you a lot.

♪ Oh, baby ♪

with a partner.

Yeah? Well, stick around,

He said he was sorry.

to find out a little bit

[FIRE ALARM RINGING]

Long-distance relationship?

Were you a messy baby?

So I'll post the names of the winners

I ate in the cafeteria.

Just waltz right up there and ask her out?

I want to toast my good friend Rick,

homework avoidance.

Oh, stomach... Shooting pains.

♪ Girls got something ♪

Listen, sex is not that big a deal.

Yo, Rick. How they hanging?

♪ Oh, baby ♪

You think that's enough time?

I'll tell you about Greg Tolan.

He's so excited. It's his first prom.

with you being dressed like that.

was a girl who took her top off to seduce my sister.

[SPEAKING ALIEN]

that Kim here reads Vonnegut

is that the nutritional content of our school lunches

Well , I teach you how to become a slim .

No. Because I've got this feeling.

♪ I want somebody Who will... ♪

First, there's something else

More Cold Duck?

I can't give up.

Thank you. Thank you.

Huh... I am awesome.

It worked great.

Who's got the hottest car?

I'm not handsome enough ?

My article's due Monday.

I have a little job for you, son.

As long as Denise cooperates.

Linda'll look back on this night and be very sorry.

and then from those,

That was the dashing part.

Look, what I meant was--

♪ So promise one thing ♪

Thank you very much.

and I just want you to know

about the man behind the mess.

I'll see you in algebra. Thanks for your help.

Well, to be strong enough to lift tables and spill food.

We don't have a real commitment.

and I'm not leaving till I see her.

in the trophy case.

What are you doing here so early?

Last night, we simulated a daily teenage ritual,

You know, Terry was right.

You want to know about Greg Tolan?

Why aren't you there?

♪ Let's make it Last forever ♪

Girls eat up that crap.

I tried that once.

Yeah, I guess I do.

I'd like to form my own opinion.

Well, I like music,

Way to go, Big Ter.

I'm going to get him.

Can we define the word "anything"?