Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Somewhere no one will see her. - What?

As the day begins...

- Now, Yaya. - What?

and campaigning for social justice, often at great personal risk."

but it's a lot of work,

Oh, look, Mummy. It's your big close-up.

How come you're not king?

Yes, Bubbikins.

Oh, you've heard?

- Yes, in a lemon crate. - An orange crate.

they don't want you to be normal.

a member of a royal family that has suffered more than the rest of us,

Is there anything one loves more in life than a pair of long-lasting boots?

for our own survival and sanity.

Yes, and you're right to be.

- They were brutal. - None that I read.

Next time, they might not be so kind.

- Well, perhaps a bit like a rocket. - Ah...

So, in order to afford everything...

to the Central Flying School at RAF Little Rissington on the 9th.

as the record shows.

Oh, let me guess, demanding an apology,

- Oh, I like those. - Hmm.

Rex Malik sees a future world

At least your sisters had something of their mother.

So, what are you going to do?

Hello, sweetie? Can you hear me? Do pick up.

There are so many clocks everywhere.

stalking on land they own, fishing on rivers they own,

How much we deserve the taxpayers' money.

Things might improve with a drink.

Wonderful viewing figures.

these commentators are united in their mockery of our...

What do you want from us?

In view of the gloomy economic forecast,

We work, get tired, get colds.

automatically becomes queen, correct?

So, what's the answer?

"It is a common staple of mother-in-law jokes...

- Tony, do you want to... - It means, um... no acting.

and her son is married to the Queen of England.

Your Royal Highness, just to say that Princess Alice has arrived.

Now, when you compare that to the average family...

and that Margaret's recent holiday in America

I don't think that either.

and be moved to increase the amount of money we pay them."

I was treated by Sigmund Freud.

"Queen Elizabeth has not had a pay raise in over 15 years."

Margaret's holiday not only secured a multi-million pound bailout,

for all of us ignorant Americans who just don't understand.

Put her in a room next to Princess Anne. She can keep an eye on her.

As a matter of fact, I think it best if that documentary were never seen again,