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or having to watch it on television.

I mean, for instance, we had a... we had a small yacht,

But if you and the other reptiles insist...

First of all, a meeting of the Privy Council.

What do you say? A walk?

This is a public announcement.

that having one come to stay is a nightmare.

That the royal yacht is funded by the Navy,

our aeroplanes by the Air Force,

When we were forced to leave Greece, I couldn't cope.

- Industrial consultant Rex... - They're rolling, dear.

International call, please. London, England.

- Hmm. - No, it's monstrously unjust.

a lot of preparation, and a lot of expense.

Positive, on the whole.

We need to be careful, very careful. The answer is no.

Her great-uncle was the Tsar of Russia, her great-grandmother was Queen Victoria,

And if being mother to the Duke of Edinburgh,

And if there's anything here we might consider selling.

- And Martin Charteris. - Yes.

- Camera ready. - Hurry up.

These events may seem indulgent, but they are of national importance,

Well, not like a rocket.

- North central gate, please, sir. - Right you are.

We're in the middle of having a film made.

Not all the time. They will follow us on and off over the next few months.

even I find myself...

10 Pefkon Street, Neo Iraklio.

Before the article,

This really is plumbing new depths of banality.

For which, I am told, she did two days' actual work.

The one piece of advice...

I know that she's your mother.

Which, uh, which is not bad housekeeping, if you come to think of it.

I do understand marriage,

Other than we want you to be ideal.

Of course, it's not all dinners and duty.

mother-in-law to the Queen isn't qualification enough,

is overseeing operations at the 150-acre stud at Sandringham.

- And William Heseltine. - Oh.

Now, if nothing happens, we shall either have to, um...