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You are a $5 cab ride away from at least 150 department stores.
Nobody would've stopped you. A lot of people would've helped you.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Was I supposed to leave the guy trapped in a burning car...
I'm sure David will be here.
Tom Cat Whose intellectual
It wasn't very important anyway.
You did?
Look, for the sake of argument, let's just say it was my fault.
It's just I don't wanna take you, not to this funeral.
You have a very strong case.
Look, it's nothing personal.
Eighteen-year-old knocks up some girl...
We'll figure that out when we get to your place.
I thought I was having a bad day.
There should be things.
Might be later than that.
What the hell do you think happened to his hair?
Yeah, I guess so.
-I overslept. -If you cared...
Who was it?
I want you to stay.
Yes. Could you tell me, what is the next flight to New York?
So I'm just walking around.
So I guess you have to tell him it's okay.
-l can't. -Excuse me?
-You're wearing black. -I know. We're going to a funeral.
-I'm not listening. -...losing directions...
-A wine buyer. -Having forgotten why we're there.
-Even if he's your friend-- -He's more than my friend.
Are you embarrassed, guilt-ridden? No, it doesn't even phase you.
Go somewhere. Need I be more specific?
Make amends? I never even seen an amend.
Too late.
And it was raining all the way home, so we were soaking wet.
I don't believe this. I do not believe this!
Everybody I know is gonna be at this funeral.
Here. I'll take you to any one of these funerals.