Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Charlie, you have to understand,

and Jerry was like, "that's not what we do, buddy."

I raised her, and you're giving her the money.

You think god turned his back on him

in almost nine years. Do you realize that?

Lean on that arm!

He knew that he was living in the flesh,

(inhales laboriously) I left you behind.

and I'm showing people... (sighing) Oh.

Believe me, you're not missing much.

(softly) This book made me think about my own life.

(hoarsely) How do I sound?

(cell phone keys clacking)

she just wanted to send him home.

Better meal than you ever made for me or mom.

I'll never be able to pay back, ever.

I think that she's a lot smarter than that.

why I became a missionary in the first place, right?

Do you feel light-headed? Charlie, look at me.

(chuckling) I knew you would.

he started meeting me during my office hours.

That positivity.

(door closes) (continues coughing)

(Charlie sighs heavily)

(grunts softly)

(raises voice) That's your response?

but these tracts are just the beginning.

How do you remember all that?

You don't have to be angry at the whole world.

I just want him to be saved, that's all... You listen to me!

What happened to your... Sorry. Your friend, Liz,

Special beds, physical therapists,

Last month, tried to make a stir-fry thing. Charlie: Yeah?

(sobbing) Daddy, please.

It's a really good essay.

the more you revise these essays, the better.

(continues coughing)

I'm sorry, who are you?

especially not now, not this week.

that the author was just trying to save us

It just hurts. Charlie,

Is that what you want me to say?

She really only tells me things about you.

I would have given you the money. Would you?

Mary: Oh, shut up, Ellie.

"but it is not to the flesh, to live according to it.

(gasps) Oh, my god.

that were only descriptions of whales

(automated voice speaking) It's Liz. I'm not around. Leave a message.

But I just wanted to see her, Mary.

I know his fucking name, Charlie.

It was just after classes had ended for the year.

I CAN'T BELIVE THAT DAISY FROM BENJY THE GOANIMATER GOT SHOT

act superior than everyone else,

I'm sorry, Liz.

The author was just trying to save us

If you don't go to the hospital,

It won't help him at all.

and the sores on my skin,

No. You were not.

from a few nights ago? (gags)

(soft music playing)

Why is there a missionary here?

but I really think that god brought me here,

Come over here.

(shouts) God damn it, Charlie, what is wrong with you?

You... you taught me that when I was eight.

Do you ever get the feeling that...

One made of pure light. I mean, don't you want that?

What's more surprising? That a gay guy has a daughter,

How do you have this? Your mother,

He didn't want to get married?

This is... (exhales)

(wheezing continues)

(grunting in pain)

You think just because I'm not losing my shit over the poem,

(intense music continues)

to wait until she's out of the house to give her the money.

Wait, are you okay?

Thomas: I just thought...

You sound awful.

I know this is fun for you.

I need to go. Mary.

(newscaster 1) Meanwhile, Vermont senator Bernie Sanders

That was the last time I ever went swimming, actually.

Huh? That she was off making her classmates cry

Charlie: I'm almost done.

Thomas: Uh... hello?

We would make love.

You know, I spent way too much time telling myself,

since last time you saw me.

You have money, just go to the hospital!

Is he okay? I don't know.

Yeah, it's gotten worse.

Where she cares about people

But in reality,

(man) Money in the mailbox, leave it on the bench.

Look, I'm just fucking with you, all right?

Look, if you're not gonna write these essays for me, then...

I only gave him a couple. He's fine.

This is the essay that you gave me yesterday.

You're going to the hospital. No.

(camera clicks) Why did you just do that?

We both know that that money is for Ellie.

just for a little while.

If you don't mind, could you... (grunts)