Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you need anything

Beep. Beep. Beep.

More Idaho Republicans want to see senator Ted Cruz

(sighs) I know.

Can I take another hit?

Fell in love, started a whole new life.

or slashing her teachers' tires?

He just caved in on himself,

You're wheezing.

Mom, you're not getting any of my money.

(chuckles dryly)

Through the spirit, you can put to death

You'd be disgusting even if you weren't this fat.

"In the first part of his book,

(Charlie coughs)

If you know how to make yourself calm,

(knock at door)

I hope you know I wasn't talking about, um...

(keyboard clacking)

And why do I need a wheelchair?

Go to the hospital.

Stop saying that.

(knock at door) Liz?

fucking health insurance!

(scoffs) If my parents knew I was getting high,

You don't even know where we live?

Okay, I need you to rock with me.

I'm not leaving you alone with him.

"because I knew that the author was just trying

"from his own sad story..."

And I can help you with your work.

I might be able to graduate.

it's because I didn't read it.

You know, it's really an amazing poem.

(laughing) Did I tell you about this girl

Dad had set it all up.

I pester your mom for information

I guess I just didn't need the lecture

Thomas: Yeah. "Oh."

from his teaching has been going?

(phone button beeps)

High school is just bullshit.

You fought me pretty hard for full custody.

(laughter on TV)

It's called Song Of Myself.

For smoking pot?

Who am I gonna tell?

and she found my church in Waterloo somehow,

bringing her over here is a bad idea.

(grunting in pain)

I got you this.

And I work all the time.

I'm not interested in being saved.

I did some asking around, and...

And I was left raising our kid

I hate everyone. (laughing)

You have enough to deal with right now, you hear me?

Yeah. You can, uh...

when mom was in Montana, visiting grandma.

so it doesn't happen to you, too.

Charlie, god is ready to help you.

And it's the best essay I've ever read.

Lost a ton of weight.

Just write that thing about exploding the definition of self.

Ellie: How much?

(indistinct chatter on TV)

to this girl from the church he barely knew.

That is so gross, oh, my god. Take a hit.

This essay is amazing.

(breathes deeply) (device beeps)

from his own sad story.

Ellie: No, I'm not talking about what you look like.

(coughing, wheezing)

(gasping) Sad story. "Just for a little while."

Liz: No. I did.

Are you actually trying to parent me right now?

Oh, I can come back.

I couldn't intake air.

Charlie, need I remind you that you left us.

This isn't a good idea.

And you said, for days after that, I smelled like seawater.

She happy? When she drinks.

Do you want me to fail out of high school?

The puke was bright purple, I swear.

(sighs) You're young.

"the misdeeds of the body, then you will live."

and wanted me gone for a while.

But later, when she was 15, 16,

You understand me? Charlie: Liz.

he's just some worthless 19th century faggot.

My dad forced me to go when I was a kid.

(cutlery clacking)

I could have done such a thing.

Well, of course I care.

(water trickling)

I'll be here around the same time.

When I was her age,

(sighs heavily)