Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I know that I haven't known him for very long,

Chris, I imagine that was supposed to be a private chat

I was worried I was gonna get arrested.

You think I would believe that you were coming over here

she said that your boyfriend,

Got suspended this morning.

He chose his life with you over god.

When my dad caught me smoking pot,

I have to go. You're perfect.

These assignments don't matter.

Look, you can go.

Yeah? Well, you weren't the one

"because I knew that the author was just trying to save us

However, they say absentee ballots

I'm worried that she's forgotten

Hard to breathe.

(Charlie exhales)

Are you sure you're okay?

"And I felt saddest of all

Denying him to the end.

Go ahead, what's it gonna do?

She wasn't trying to hurt him. She was trying to help him.

(men panting) (continues groaning)

But some of you saw my post

"my parents want me to be a radiologist,

"I was very saddened by this book,

Finally. I mean, it felt like I was doing something,

(Charlie grunts) I said, leave it!

She's awful. Isn't she?

You did not deserve that. I don't...

I... I stole some money,

We wander around for thousands of years killing each other,

(inhales deeply) This apartment smells.

It's the best we could do.

when we took that trip to the Oregon coast together,

(breathes uncomfortably)

We took a walk in the arboretum,

Any confusion? Have you felt disoriented,

was to have a kid, I know that!

Jerry and my parents were calling me

(man) No, I'm fine. Sorry.

Sounds good, right?

If it weren't for you, he would have jumped off

I'll make you one, but it's going to be small.

And when everyone was asleep, I...

Is there a carb on this?

Yeah, and I refused because I thought you had $700

I need to know that she's gonna have a decent life.

What are you doing?

but it was like a cancer.

(camera clicks)

(mailbox opens)

Last winter, when my pick-up broke down

That's a stupid reason.

Went to South America.

You have congestive heart failure.

"Sell my soul."

And what did you pay for this thing?

(groaning in pain)

Dad knew I was a lost cause,

Because he thinks that his life will be better

You can just leave it on the...

(crying) And she's gonna be okay.

I know. You're sweet. (clicks lighter) But...

"It was written by Walt Whitman

get some boring job, have too many kids.

(breath shuddering, whispering) I'm sorry.

to get over all that religious stuff,

I'm sorry. Don't.

You all wrote these amazing, honest things, and...

You actually care?

Charlie, she's evil.

So, call someone.

if he can just kill this whale.

Kristy, you wrote,

It's a really good essay.

(man) Yeah, I, uh... I remember.

This notebook is retarded.

You know you're not supposed to be around her.

and replaced with something pure and holy, and...

You're just messing with me.

(aggressively) Okay, you know what?

(grunts, pants)

or prove his faith at all.

"Moby Dick... (wheezes) In the amazing book, Moby..." (groans)

I was the black sheep.

Wait, is that why you kept her from me all this time?

I haven't been to the bathroom all day, I'm ready to explode.

Well, this brings back memories, doesn't it?

Where'd this come from?

It's ridiculous.

I never knew you were doing this to yourself.

If you want to go, you can go.

Oh, and for those of you who still haven't given me paper three,

I'm worried about her. Why?

I went swimming in the ocean.

Ellie, I can't really... Shut up!

You can rewrite these essays for English.

Almost set the entire apartment building on fire.

I don't know if I should write them for you,

You really think I'd do that?

It's a really good essay!

(Charlie chuckles, sniffles)

(clears throat) (line connects)

(Mary shouting) What was I supposed to tell you?

(light switch clicking)

All because he wanted to fuck one of his students.

(syllabically) This apartment smells.

has caused me a lot of pain in my life.

(missionary) I should go. Liz: Thank you.