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Come with me.
Everyone! Everyone!
Gosh, these are lovely.
Hey. Good to see you.
A little bit much, I know.
Nice, Eddie.
Golden koi fish, Huanghuali furniture.
Yes, man! Congratulations!
- Yeah? - What did you get up to?
I don't see no ring on her finger.
What?
Why would they want to buy a rare Cambodian gong?
Camp out here
I know what a banana is.
what your relationship with Rachel
But all this doesn't just happen.
It has been too long. Welcome back.
but will always have your back.
Mother hasn't exactly been the most welcoming.
It's fine, don't worry about it.
How much?
Um...
- Come on, Nicki-Nick. - All right.
A sad, lonely flower no one wants to be around.
I missed you, too.
Go ahead.
But she worked really hard, and she studied,
The Khoos, the Youngs...
Written in big, fat serial-killer letters.
Bawk Bawk Bitch
You're different.
I'll be in my usual corner. Champagne?
I'm sorry. Got stuck in a meeting.
Yeah!
CHICKENS ARE BITCHES
it's a party tho
This way, please.
I love you.
Fucking hell eh mate My pussy's wet
Which is why tonight,
Whoo!
and puke at the same time.
Hey.
How did you two get through all this?
Oh, I do hope she's a good Christian girl.
Which half am I meeting?
Michael is having an affair.
I'm not an animal, Jennifer
Bak-bak. Okay.
- I'm so sorry. - It's okay.
Oh, that's so lovely of you to say, Rachel.
Perfect.
Hong Kong telecom Chus?
Of course we did. We had to.
I know, Mum.
And now, I just don't want to cause any trouble.
Yes. I think we just ought to...
you wear the money pants in this family.
instead of chasing one's passion.
Rachel, please, just give me a call.
You ready to meet my grandmother?
Sick party.
when he ran into the house.
that things didn't work out.
Kron is the main antagonist of Disney's 39th full-length animated feature film Dinosaur
It's a party tho okay
Here, Rachel. This is your dinner.
'Cause I have, like, a tiny bit.
Maybe his parents are poor, and he has to send them money.
I'm right behind you. Don't mind me.
I met a girl, I fell in love and I want to marry her.
Hi, I'm Rachel.
- I missed you. - Did you?
All right.
It took many years,
DO GET A MOP THE FLOOR'S WET
...but that's not true.
- Nick. We can't afford this. - Mmm.
I mean, I met Amanda.
We come in peace.
Well, your mother's very open-minded,
- I'm an economics professor. - Wow.
Next stop... Spa!
Hookers, drugs, dog-fighting.
Thank you very much.
Ladies.
You know what? I don't even care
Hey, Mum, everything okay?
she will write that check. They do that around here.
Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.
I mean, you have a Jamba Juice card.
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We can eat as many as you like.
Right. Well, okay, let's get to work. Cappuccinos.
Here you go, champ.
Nice to meet you, too, Chu.
I don't care that your ex-girlfriend
What should we do?
We're flying to my mom's resort in Sumatra.
I mean, please tell me that's all that happened.
When I was growing up,
and I would love for you to come.
- It's not your fault. - It is.
Thank you.
Not mine.
Ooh. Well, in that case,
No, I'm really happy for you.
Of course I had to come welcome my best man properly.
I know they're a bit over-the-top.
My mom taught me how to play.
You're very good.
I'm sorry that you had to deal with that on your own.
- It's been so long. - Yes.
Don't worry about packing your things.
Oh, yes.