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Just want to say no hard feelings
Uh-oh, looks like it's Matthew McConaughey calling.
♪WesNotTheDress.
It's two pedals and a steering wheel.
then what are they gonna do to this guy?
Oh, God, no, the woman thing is so played out.
And this is just a taste of all the details
And so--
Do you know anything about that?
Without Katherine I wouldn't even be here.
- Mm-hmm. - You seem a little--
- So should we go or-- - Oh, yes.
You can lie to the press as much as you want.
- Thank God for that. - For that, yes.
Hi, guys. How are we today?
I'm gonna let you guys see just what makes Payne Cars
And they're amazing.
I wasn't pressured. I wasn't coerced.
Does everybody remember how I said,
Could you introduce us to a few of them?
She says she's thinking,
and I hate to say it, but I told you so.
She didn't mean to say "big problems."
What am I supposed to do, just live off my wealth?
- Okay. - Yeah. Whoo!
You don't want to show the CEO driving a car?
into the henhouse, okay, and the vultures are circling.
You come for me, I strike back,
Yeah, it's just sitting there.
♪ Buh buh bom-bom-bom buh bom-bom-bom-bom ♪
which is what everyone always thinks, don't they,
That's how they get you. They promise you a puff piece.
So what's the worst that could happen?
To be clear, nobody's lied to you today.
This should be 99% stress-free.
Oh, well, if you need to use the facilities, we can wait.
- Mm-hmm. - Huh.
Once you get moving, it's nothing.