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Baron! Berthold!
The real one!
We have no more of that, piccolo Casanova.
He looks dead to me.
Right-o.
Not the folly of fantasists like you who don't live in the real world...
Adolphus! Gustavus!
Well, we shall see about that, huh?
Mayday!
- Where are we going? - To the moon.
I am the Baron Munchausen, and I won't be made a fool of!
My wife.
And nothing else
I just created spring.
- Is this supposed to happen? - The sultan bade me to accompany him..
while their bodies engage in more...
- All the enemy? - Aye. All of them.
I am the cause of this siege.
What are you blind?
Quite wrong!
- What? - There's a bottle beside him.
- You hear me? - I insist that the lady is blameless.
I have been composing a short opera.
Oh, you'll love it. It's a comedy.
you don't have to see one single one of them die.
But he is Baron Munchausen!
A torturer's apprentice went his merry way to work one day
He's gone funny.
execute.
But why? Why?
He can't be dead!
I have learned from experience...
You toddled off with that old queen of tarts...
Baron!
After my--
somewhere in the South Seas.
Nothing to do with your acting.
We're here!
I think there is a volcano on it.
This theatre's closed. I want you and your company out of the city.
Is he still here? Will you get rid of him, for goodness sake!
And if you succeed...
Do I hear the baron?
- Excuse me-- - Put him down, you brute!
The alpha and the omega of my existence.
A modicum of snuff can be most efficacious.
You told me size don't make a difference!
But not Baron Munchausen!
Oh, no!
Well, if he's not here in three and a half minutes...
Come out. Come out of there.
My friends and I are looking for three men:
Open the gates
No, thanks. It's okay! I don't need him!
Answer me!
It's an insult! An indignity!
Get that powder under cover!
Time's nearly up, I think.
Oh, no, sir! No! No, sir. Please!
I am omnipotent!
Can I help you tiny mortals?
The waves! You've stabbed my vitals!
Thanks to you, we're to be thrown to the Turks!
- Come out of there! - Ow! Stop that!
within the hour, a bottle of Tokay far superior to this...
the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Some bits here, some bits there. I have a plan!
But you don't say anything! Why you don't say anything?
- It's all your fault! - Where are we?
- This way! - Anyone who opens those gates...
Cut off in my prime
- Hope he hasn't been at it. - So do I.
What's that noise?
- Don't know. - I though he was with you.
the licensing of this theatre.
How many people have perished in your logical little war?
lived happily ever after.
We're going down!