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If we begin attacking in two directions simultaneously...
Careful.
By beautiful women all the time
I'm too rough. I knock it off? It's around here.
and stupidly incredulous fellow countrymen...
Come on.
You know that?
No.
but Roger's so difficult.
And this is Gustavus...
Wait, Sybil!
of this war.
Help!
How do you mean?
He jumped onto a cannonball.
What would future generations think of us?
Well, sit down. Relax. Have a game.
- Delicious! - It's not a bad drop of tea...
One day, after a sumptuous dinner--
It's called, "The Torturer's Apprentice."
- Save us! - Yes.
from the imperial cellar in Vienna...
Seize the day!
- Teamwork, Sybil! - You go that way. I'll go this way.
where the brilliant and important parts are located...
- We are actors! - And set sail.
With any luck.
requires a great deal of concentration.
Six percent!
For you, my precious.
Oh, you won't want to miss this aria.
excite you?
Well, throw them over the walls, then.
Let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct!
Baron Munchausen isn't real.
These are my stakes. What are yours?
I will reveal the true cause...
He did it!
and all the others?
Look!
Not a clue.
Oh, yeah. Same old baron!
Look!
is we've dropped through the center of the world and come out the other side...
It's Wednesday.
Madam...
Bring it down.
This man obviously needs a doctor.
Coming!
As a matter of fact, you are.
There he is, Sybil.
It was more like a mile and a half.
But seriously, without me, there would be nothing. Not even you.
Open the gates!
I'm just coming into my prime!
Come on!
Come on, dear ladies! Forward, the players!
Send for the executioner!
I got you now, Baron!
Hurray!
I must apologize for this most dreadful occurrence.
moustache.
and warming the fields of smoked salmon...
You win.
You are like a mosquito in the Taj Mahal.
Wait. Please!
I shall shortly return with reinforcements.
You may have heard of me.
Stop this nonsense at once!
I do.
- It's just-- - We have to go!
No, girls! Don't split up on me now!
Those scoundrels! I won't put up with it!
We are totally incompatible.
I want you to help us fight the Turk again.
We've got to find your servants...
- He's an ass. Only I can end this war. - Explain yourself.
Albrecht and Gustavus will provide the major themes to the battle...
Right!
Baron Munchausen, at your service.
Yosrick, the young apprentice, sings of his joy in his job.
I have found that naps at 9:45 and 1:30 can be most efficacious.