HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
It's Samantha's fifth birthday. You're not gonna make me miss this?
Would you guys mind...
What happened to ''I'll be right back''?
Come here.
What did she say?
OK, number one: eat a sausage and pepper hoagie from Enrico's.
I hope you're not using that phone to make a personal call.
Even if it's just taking the time to lie on the grass
is that you took something from it.
Great. Moving on.
- What would you do? - That's way out of my league.
You use that ''somebody called'' joke a lot.
and think about all the things you still have left to do.
Maybe it makes it harder to cut someone open, or too risky.
What now, Dr Barbie?
And how's that working out for you?
I increased the heparin to 1,500 units per hour.
there is not one thing I regret as I lay here right now.
A lot of times the patient bleeds out.
I'm not a big fan of dialysis.
That's what I'm talking about.
And I'll also check off ''learn a foreign language''.