Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- [ Ringing ] -Just a minute!
(CARTOON MUSIC PLAYING)
Bart, I've asked you not to whistle that annoying tune.
I, uh, didn't do it.
What's gonna happen to me?
Now I need you to get that rabbit and he will scare the tiger away.
of the soul-crushing hellhole that is Springfield Elementary?
- How do you figure, boy? - Watch the Conan O'Brien show. You'll see.
[ Groaning ]
No, it says, ''Betty.'' ''Betty Symington.''
[ Tires Screeching ]
- You want me to be on the show? - It's just one line.
(SINGING) The Simpsons
Who wants to help poor people anyway? Nobody!
He might have fallen into one of these machines!
Obnoxious gym rat? Ah, don't worry son.
This biography of Bart came out awfully quickly.
Hidilly-ho! (BELCHES)
- [ Gasps ] What is it? - Hi, Homer.
(CONTINUES PLAYING) Help! Ahhh!
We're having a field trip today.
- Any of your workers had their hands cut off by machinery? - No.
I'm saving the environment With the carbon tax
- Yeah. - Well, then, go right in, sir.
Um, I never thought I'd say this, but shouldn't we be learning something?
the application for a small business or farm--
See the boy-- five dollars. Or call him 2 4 hours a day on BartChat.
- I've done all I can do. - We'd better call his parents.
Hi, everybody! Let's start the game! [ Hisses ]
D'oh! [ Screams ]
- [ Screeching ] - [ Screaming ]
Bart!
My job. My job.
- [ Weak Chuckle ] - [ Clears Throat ]