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- We'll be right back. - "[ Theme ]
here he is, the boy that says the words you've been longing to hear...
(CHEWING LOUDLY)
Or sick. I don't know. I forget.
-Just do the line. - I didn't do it.
You know, they said the same thing about millane.
- [ Honking Horn ] - [ Silly Sound Effects ]
And I'll never forget it
But for now, I got a job in the show business.
- Can I take the job? - Well--
Oh!
Damn TV! You've ruined my imagination...
You know, they said the same thing about Urkel.
All right. But after Leno, I'm all laughed out, you know.
[ Laughter, Chattering ]
of a double-corrugated, eight-fold, 1 4-gauge box.
- Sit perfectly still. Only I may dance. - [ Groaning ]
[ Radio Deejay ] And that was ''Kung Fu Fighting. ''
- [ Knocking ] - [ Marge ] Bart, it's time to get ready for the show.
And You 2 Are GROUNDED FOR FUCKING F U C K I N G LIFE, BEEATCHES!!!!!! And You 2 Are GROUNDED FOR FUCKING F U C K I N G LIFE, BEEATCHES!!!!!! And You 2 Are GROUNDED FOR FUCKING F U C K I N G LIFE, BEEATCHES!!!!!! And You 2 Are GROUNDED FOR FUCKING F U C K I N G LIFE, BEEATCHES!!!!!!
I know. I'll just do like Lisa...
and escape into fantasy.
We're really lucky, aren't we?
- " [ Continues ] - Help! Aah!
One! Two! Three!
What the hell are you reading books for?
[ Tires Screeching ]
Forget it, Dad. If I ever become famous...
If you'll direct your eyes to the floor, you'll see a yellow line.
Yep. Well, that's what got me where I am today.
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