Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I love Melody so much, but she won't talk to me.
but, yeah, I know, I feel sad about it, too.
No, prank, man.
No, but we've been dating for like, 12 quarters.
I'm gonna pop the big "Q" in front of everybody.
I'm so sorry.
Hold on, I'm gonna be wearing my American flag contact lenses.
I'm such a showboat.
Captain Morgan...
Okay, have fun.
You know how whales have that blow hole?
You should honestly get that now, I'm not even kidding.
Jack Daniels, Svedka vodka, robot...
- Y'all have a good one. - Enjoy.
Help, somebody!
You're welcome.
Right. Right, right, right.
You actually pulled through.
Rape! Rape!
He's always in that convertible, gettin' food.
- He's a nice guy. - What's up, man?
It's fantastic.
because of a very special lady,
Whoa!
The boys with the penises!
at the naturalization ceremony?
Saved by the bell.
What? No. Trust me, I've sailed on this boat
It's not my fault.
Bevers, I still had $17 on that.
Oh.
I need you to be on top of your game.
or whatever, but it should be fine.
I could roll with that, he's go a good life.
is gonna be the civil rights issue of our lifetime?
Rude!
Edging?
You have like, a full-blown family.