Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hold on, I'm gonna be wearing my American flag contact lenses.

Captain Morgan...

is gonna be the civil rights issue of our lifetime?

Saved by the bell.

because of a very special lady,

What? No. Trust me, I've sailed on this boat

at the naturalization ceremony?

Okay, have fun.

I could roll with that, he's go a good life.

I need you to be on top of your game.

No, but we've been dating for like, 12 quarters.

No, prank, man.

Help, somebody!

It's not my fault.

It's fantastic.

You're welcome.

You have like, a full-blown family.

The boys with the penises!

You know how whales have that blow hole?

Right. Right, right, right.

or whatever, but it should be fine.

- He's a nice guy. - What's up, man?

I'm such a showboat.

I love Melody so much, but she won't talk to me.

- Y'all have a good one. - Enjoy.

You should honestly get that now, I'm not even kidding.

I'm gonna pop the big "Q" in front of everybody.

He's always in that convertible, gettin' food.

but, yeah, I know, I feel sad about it, too.

Bevers, I still had $17 on that.

You actually pulled through.

Jack Daniels, Svedka vodka, robot...