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I'm nervous. I can't feel my legs. Please don't do this to me.
What?
Kate, they are trained, UFC fighters.
- I've heard her. - Because If you pass out...
- Nine. - Wow.
Maybe at first, but the nipples get tough.
Happy New Year, Bay Area!
When he can’t use his emotion words he takes to streakin’
I kind of feel like a Saudi prince in here.
How about an airline that your airlines felt up before?
John get ready.
Give me the plants.
I did get it to stop crying there for a second.
It's a really disgusting...
- Who's, Pastor Phil? - Mom's new beau.
Sounds like a prison sentence.
I'm starting to lose my balls over here.
Glory to, god!
That is lovely, Brad.
Take it away from me. I'm sorry. I love you.
I wouldn't and the, FAA wouldn't want me to do it either.
having kids with me.
Courtney.
Sir, excuse me.
Okay, find your truth. I'll blow the roof of this bitch.
I know what I'm doing. I don't need any lock nut.
Brad! Mistletoe!
You don't think I get enough channels?
Mistletoe
Don't most women want to have a natural birth? Yeah, those who haven’t done it before!
Hey bill, hold.
and I've been honest the whole time.
I Don't have an attitude, I've Shut down
Could you not say tits, please?
# All is calm #
...and stress and all kinds of stuff.
- We're gonna try again. - Well...
Sorry, I know that you major...
Wrong bitch
- My God. - I did.
- Go! - Yes!
and I think he was too.
- Did you hear that? - Brad.
Oh, oh goodness.
Brad, I don't feel good.
To her mother. I gotta take a grumpy.
Don't worry, he always comes back.
That's okay. I have a set of my own. So I'm just gonna pass.
And if we do have them, then, you know...
I want to do it too!
I think it kind of liked me.
I have been present. I've been here all day.
Don't touch me you vermin
- I listen to the stewardesses. - When they say...
I don't want a conversation about it
Put it, in it.
We also got beer moses in the back.
Whatever you're doing Stop it, Right Now!
Which I would have come to regret because I would have found out...
Krupp smells of bad feet Park your fart car in the toilet. Then sing bro.
I am so glad you came.
Kate has been kind enough to send us some games.
I picked up a pair of those noise canceling headphones, you wanted.
You want this?
...in a satellite dish installation at, Stanford.
I love you.
I can make it work! Hold on!
Merry christmas, mom.
Save it, Kent. I'm not looking for a BFF.
Forgive her, son...
Hey, Dad.
and the scuba diving there's gonna be totally different.
When turned into a Superman.
You certainly look dressed for a vacation.
Hi, Auntie, Kate. Where's, Brad?
My brother thinks his daughter, the four year old...
Do your job And have a beer with me
- And you must be, Kate. - Yes.
Hot or cold what? What the hell does that mean, hot or cold?
You want to bust up my kitchen as well?
I'm sure you don't have cooties now.
- Brad, this is my aunt, Sarah. - Hi.
Just because I drive a combine for a living...
MISTLETOE
we hope we're forgiven for them.
They hated each other.
Brad.
No, actually... Okay.
Just give her a chance to warm up to you.
"It sounds like a name of a flower."
Get on there. Here we come. Watch out!
No, no that's terrific.
Is that Cheese?
Don't wanna be blindsided again.
Nothing really beats being honest
Make us
Amen!
- Pollie, can you do the buzzer? - Oh, yeah!
- Is this how it's gonna be with us? - Is this how it's gonna... What's..?
They know there's no, Santa Claus, right?
How do you calm down of a such a high?
Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas
Or are you just having this conversation, because you wanna go to, Fiji?